We DO NOT Deliver There!

[Geek King]

Upper management, the level where you give orders, collect money, but never get your hands dirty working.

Spoken like someone whose never had the red ink that flows in accountants' veins up to their elbows.

[protege]

So.....can I get you to deliver a Hawaiian pizza to EndofTheWorld road?

Er, isn't the Restaurant at the End of the Universe near there?

[Ironclad Alibi]

Er, isn't the Restaurant at the End of the Universe near there?

You mean Milliway's?

[JLRodgers]

This thread reminded me of a few calls at a pizza place to see if we delivered to a certain town.... about 20-30 miles away.... that had their own pizza place in their town (different owner, but still had the same chain there). Never could figure that one out -- they had to get a special phonebook to even find our number (since their town had a different phonebook).

[csever01]

That really irks me when people say stuff like "Well XYZ Company does it."

Really? Well, isn't that nice of them! Go there, then. Just because you say those magic words does NOT mean we'll suddenly change it for you. We don't need your business THAT badly.