Tweet
So, along with the apocalyptic book I mentioned I was working on, every time I read a comments section I've been gathering comments that... may not be trolls.
Here are some samples:
--
Once upon a time a black professional athlete asked me to dance at a club. I said not interested and he made a big fuss about racism. I have a Grace Kelly face and wanted my kids to look like me. Marry a black guy and the kids will look like him. If you are black then that is the way you want to look .I said no to all the ugly white guys as well.I wanted great looking kids and it is in the genes. Hey, he was the real racist. He should have gone after a black woman instead of a tall thin blonde model, but he did not. After I said no he was after another tall blonde. As far as the Cheerios commercial, why did they not have an all black family? No hub bub about that. Since Obama lots of this is being promoted because he is an Oreo.
---
If they want to label GMO foods, they should also label them if they were made by black people.
I bet you can bring up perfectly valid facts that generally blacks commit more crimes, bathe less, whatever, it still doesn't mean you can generalize. And labeling someone or something based on facts taken out of context is wrong.
The guy wanted her to admit that there is at least the possibility that a GMO can be ok, but she clearly rejects logic.
GMO labeling is nutritional racism.
--
#thingsidowhenimalone masturbate to photos of dead bodies on rotten.com and freeze my semen in hopes of cloning a small army of Jeffs.
---
Im a Red (neck).... and im staying Red (neck) thats almost every white persons heritage. ... most try to deny it.. .... we built this country. ...;I dont want or need this government ghetto care ... Government dependency enslaves the black community to this day ..... dont call me a racist becsuse I color outside your lines .. I'll scibble any where on the page I want
--
Like ALL STATISTS, the "UN-Affordable-Care-Act/ O-BYSMAL-CARE", is the Blue-shirted Liberal NAZI(..N..A..Z..I..;-) DUM-O-RAT method of using the BUREAUCRACY as a "Death Camp", something ENDEMIC in ALL Statist philosophy!!...Yes!!...Sarah Palin was absolutely 100% CORRECT about "Death Panels"!!.....
--
Hi I am a demtard, good morning, I support obuttma on everything because he is a socialist just like ME. I want to take away all the rich and republican peoples money and give it to my leader and his socialist party to run MY country for me. That way the rich people and hopefully all republicans will be broke and worthless just l like ME, I think that is FAIR.
---
You Conservatarded Religitarded Rettardiconned idiots don't want affordable healthcare and that's fine. Just don't EVER go to the emergency room without cash. AsOhole Idiot AntiAmericans!
--
Most of these are unfortunately from the same source. The cesspool of crazies on email/news site. One was obviously from twitter.
If you find anything crazy or funny like that, post it or send it to me. You don't have to state the source, but I'd like some context on it. If the comment wouldn't make sense without something, add it in brackets ( [ ] ).
And yes, that email/news site does have stupid names for Obama like 'obuttma.' Once they gave up calling him Barack Hussein Obama, they started giving him those childish nicknames.
I've stopped including ones that have that in there as the most outrageous thing because it got so common.
I also don't want to have it lean any particular way, politically, religiously, and sociologically. I admit in the opening what biases I have, and that they probably affect who gets included, having seen a lot of these people just assume whatever they please when no information is given. Here's an example:
"So, for kicks I've been reading Yahoo comments on an article about the Lincoln memorial getting defaced. Here's a list of who is to blame, according to Yahoo's readers:
Democrats
Republicans
Immigrants
Black people
white people
Muslims
Southerns
Northerns
Communists
Socialists
Barack Obama
Michelle Obama
Old people
Young people
Atheists
George Zimmerman
racists
Rand Paul
people who want privacy/oppose the Patriot Act
Hippies
The KKK
Tea party
Construction workers"
They can't assume if they hear the boxes I fit into. XP
Thank you for your time, and hopefully we'll get some lulz out of this! (I have included some purely hate-filled stuff for a chapter I might do on the end, but I've been trying to keep it to ones that make you laugh dubiously.)
EDIT: And I am aware the line between trolling and genuine can be hard to discern, and I acknowledge that too. So if you think it might be a trolling comment when you post it, say so, but for sanity purposes, I assume they're all trolls, and for literary purposes, I assume none of them are. XP
Here are some samples:
--
Once upon a time a black professional athlete asked me to dance at a club. I said not interested and he made a big fuss about racism. I have a Grace Kelly face and wanted my kids to look like me. Marry a black guy and the kids will look like him. If you are black then that is the way you want to look .I said no to all the ugly white guys as well.I wanted great looking kids and it is in the genes. Hey, he was the real racist. He should have gone after a black woman instead of a tall thin blonde model, but he did not. After I said no he was after another tall blonde. As far as the Cheerios commercial, why did they not have an all black family? No hub bub about that. Since Obama lots of this is being promoted because he is an Oreo.
---
If they want to label GMO foods, they should also label them if they were made by black people.
I bet you can bring up perfectly valid facts that generally blacks commit more crimes, bathe less, whatever, it still doesn't mean you can generalize. And labeling someone or something based on facts taken out of context is wrong.
The guy wanted her to admit that there is at least the possibility that a GMO can be ok, but she clearly rejects logic.
GMO labeling is nutritional racism.
--
#thingsidowhenimalone masturbate to photos of dead bodies on rotten.com and freeze my semen in hopes of cloning a small army of Jeffs.
---
Im a Red (neck).... and im staying Red (neck) thats almost every white persons heritage. ... most try to deny it.. .... we built this country. ...;I dont want or need this government ghetto care ... Government dependency enslaves the black community to this day ..... dont call me a racist becsuse I color outside your lines .. I'll scibble any where on the page I want
--
Like ALL STATISTS, the "UN-Affordable-Care-Act/ O-BYSMAL-CARE", is the Blue-shirted Liberal NAZI(..N..A..Z..I..;-) DUM-O-RAT method of using the BUREAUCRACY as a "Death Camp", something ENDEMIC in ALL Statist philosophy!!...Yes!!...Sarah Palin was absolutely 100% CORRECT about "Death Panels"!!.....
--
Hi I am a demtard, good morning, I support obuttma on everything because he is a socialist just like ME. I want to take away all the rich and republican peoples money and give it to my leader and his socialist party to run MY country for me. That way the rich people and hopefully all republicans will be broke and worthless just l like ME, I think that is FAIR.
---
You Conservatarded Religitarded Rettardiconned idiots don't want affordable healthcare and that's fine. Just don't EVER go to the emergency room without cash. AsOhole Idiot AntiAmericans!
--
Most of these are unfortunately from the same source. The cesspool of crazies on email/news site. One was obviously from twitter.
If you find anything crazy or funny like that, post it or send it to me. You don't have to state the source, but I'd like some context on it. If the comment wouldn't make sense without something, add it in brackets ( [ ] ).
And yes, that email/news site does have stupid names for Obama like 'obuttma.' Once they gave up calling him Barack Hussein Obama, they started giving him those childish nicknames.
I've stopped including ones that have that in there as the most outrageous thing because it got so common.
I also don't want to have it lean any particular way, politically, religiously, and sociologically. I admit in the opening what biases I have, and that they probably affect who gets included, having seen a lot of these people just assume whatever they please when no information is given. Here's an example:
"So, for kicks I've been reading Yahoo comments on an article about the Lincoln memorial getting defaced. Here's a list of who is to blame, according to Yahoo's readers:
Democrats
Republicans
Immigrants
Black people
white people
Muslims
Southerns
Northerns
Communists
Socialists
Barack Obama
Michelle Obama
Old people
Young people
Atheists
George Zimmerman
racists
Rand Paul
people who want privacy/oppose the Patriot Act
Hippies
The KKK
Tea party
Construction workers"
They can't assume if they hear the boxes I fit into. XP
Thank you for your time, and hopefully we'll get some lulz out of this! (I have included some purely hate-filled stuff for a chapter I might do on the end, but I've been trying to keep it to ones that make you laugh dubiously.)
EDIT: And I am aware the line between trolling and genuine can be hard to discern, and I acknowledge that too. So if you think it might be a trolling comment when you post it, say so, but for sanity purposes, I assume they're all trolls, and for literary purposes, I assume none of them are. XP