Expect no gratitude from the sucky: WM woes

[Crow The Robot]

ENGFTS
a woman comes into our store with a gun scope, atr our WM we don't sell guns and ammo. or gun acessories, such as scopes. I should have known something was sucky when this b-tch came through the door. Her opening salvo did not endear her to anyone in the store.
SB:Scope b-tch
M=manager
CSM=CSM
c=cashier

SB: Yo y'all i ain't standin' in any line. <Barges to front of line> i need to return this.
C: Ma'am there were people in front of you.
SB: So what? Yo' job is to wait on me. I need mah money back <slams scope down>
C: Do you have your reciept.
SB: here.
<it's a gift reciept. fantastic, and this gift reciept has no scanbar>
C attempts to scan the item, it doen't come up.
SB: What is goin' on.
C: Well, this isn't in our system.
SB: No it has to be in your system, All Wal-Marts are the same.
C: Not necccesarily..
SB: Yeah, they is, you just stupid, i used to work for WM.
C calls for CSM, since we are slammed a couple minutes go by,
SB: GET SOMEONE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY TALKIN" ABOUT OVER HERE!!
CSM arrives
CSM: Can i help you.
SB: YOU ALL NEED TO GIVE ME THE REFUND FO' THIS!
C: This isn't in our stores...
SB: shut up get a manager. All Wal_Marts are the same.
M arrives
SB to M gimme refund fo' this . The manager taps the UPC into the system, so we can do the SB's return
SB: Yo I don' wanna hold up the line just give me my refund.
M: Ma'am i a trying to get this UPC into our system so we can do just that.
SB: Yo, it be in your sytem already you jus' doin this cuz i am black.<oh great the race card>
M: No, ma'am we aren't, we need to put this into our system so that we can process your return.
SB: Whatevah
It finally gets done. Does SB thank anybody or apologize for holding up the line? Oh course not what she does is say.
I am gonna call the NAACP on you , you hate black people, you a bunch of c-acker racist f-gs.
M: Leave the store now.
SB: You can't do dat.
M: oh, but I can. Now if you don't leave I will call the police and have you escorted out.
SB: Oh cryin' to the man huh.I get NAACP on yo' asses and get million dollar lawsuit. F-ck you.
walks out.

So how is this our fault.
A woman comes into the store and attempts to pay by check. The check is rejected. She storms to the front snatches up our store phone and calls her bank.
the people at the front end are privvy to this delightful tantrum.

SC: I'm at WM and they say they can't accept my check. I deposited a check on Saturday<this was the saturday befor President's day a legal holiday here in the U.S. of A> What do you mean it hasn't been processed, that don't matter tell them to accept my check.. What? No I can't come down to the bank I ride the bus, I am disabled, I can't just go to the bank. Just tell them to accept my check. F-ck You. This is retarded. Just put my f-cking money in my f-cking account you retarded f-g.<At this point i guess the bank hung up> Can't You people accept MY Check, this is retarded This store f-cked itself I ain't comin back here they ain't gettin' any of my money. F-ck all the f-gs who work here . I hope you all f-ckin get fired i am disabled i deserve respect. Accept my f-cking check.
M: <the same as before BTW> Ma'am stop the abusive language and leave the store. We can't override your bank.
SC: I will call coperate i will have al of you f-cking fired I am disabled. I ride the bus You ain't gettin' any of my money.
She storms out. BTW: She broke our phone we hade to store use one from the salesfloor, and no she didn't ask if she could use the phone.
All of the above dialougue by the SC was screamed by the way.

Nuts in the parking lot
My fellow stockman and i are collecting carts this is the sat. beforeValentine's day. i guy come out with a plush gorilla.
WG=werd guy
M=fellow stockman
CTR=moi
WG :<yelling to us> You Wanna spank my monkey???
M & CTR:
M: Uh, no thanks.
WG laughs.
CTR: The hell?
M: No idea.

As we deposit that load into the store we go out to collect more carts and we have an encounter with ...
DW: Drunk woman.
DW. <Climbs onto the cart machine, slurring her words> Gimme a riiide.
CTR: um, no, sorry.
DW and her companion go in the store laughing.
M: What was that two wierdos in 10 minutes?
CTR:Must be a full moon.

[wagegoth]

Just adding to the pile of reasons I won't shop at Wal-Mart.

[powerboy]

WG :<yelling to us> You Wanna spank my monkey???

, I would have said something similar.

I wish that they would take the "Race" and "Disability" cards out of the deck

[Sheldonrs]

"SB: Yeah, they is, you just stupid, i used to work for WM."

We got smarter after you left.

[ravenrose]

SB: Yeah, they is, you just stupid, i used to work for WM.

And the average IQ of WM workers rises significantly.

[mattm04]

We had the race card pulled on us at store level and corp by on Sc who tried to return a competitor's store brand product to us. Yes, the Sc complained to corporate that we wound;n give he a refund on the STORE BRAND OF OUR MAIN COMPETITION.

[iviles]

lol I had the race card pulled on my one day while my two funnest customers where in line. As the sc was leaving and I was helping them the white one yells out "its cuz Im black right" the sc got pissed and turned around to say something when the blk one yells out "hell yeah negro its cuz your blk bet you wish you were white like me!" the sc takes one look at them (both look like line backers) and walks away. They had the whole store laughing!

[cj1991]

We had the race card pulled on us at store level and corp by on Sc who tried to return a competitor's store brand product to us. Yes, the Sc complained to corporate that we wound;n give he a refund on the STORE BRAND OF OUR MAIN COMPETITION.

If you work forWal-Mart, it doesn't surprise me.

I lasted 6 months there. In our first week open, the store manager accepted returns on items CLEARLY marked as K-Mart, Ames, Bradlees, and one store that I had never even heard of.

As the barcode clerk, it was up to me to search for similar items and costs. Fun stuff.....

[garth1]

Just adding to the pile of reasons I won't shop at Wal-Mart.

You mean that this sort of stuff doesn't go on at other stores like Target or Sears or K-Mart or Fry's or JC Penny or Stein Mart or Best Buy or Circuit City or Krogers or Winn Dixie or...

[Imprl59]

Down here in central FL the Walmart is just Freaks on parade. I honestly don't know how you can take working there. I all but refuse to go in the place anymore but sometimes you just need weedeater string at 4 in the morning and where else will you find it at that time of night? Sure the other stores get the crazies too but it seems one in ten is coocoo at target where nine out of ten are a little wonky at walmart.

[Blade_Raver]

Because somewhere in the federal laws it states that the disabled and race minorities have the legal right to commit fraud and rip off stores, banks and other businesses.

[thehippie777]

Doesn't the rest of the world realize that you don't pull the "race card" unless it's obvious...like they mention you're black or white or whatever? It's she pulled her own race card just because she wasn't getting her way, which ironically makes her the racist. How can we as humanity get over race division when people like that still exist?

[marasbaras]

C: Ma'am there were people in front of you.
SB: So what? Yo' job is to wait on me. I need mah money back <slams scope down>
C: Do you have your reciept.

What I'm tired of is lame store policies that don't let the clerk go:

C: I'm not helping you. Others were here first. Get to the back of the line.

[PepperElf]

SB: Yo y'all i ain't standin' in any line. <Barges to front of line> i need to return this.
C: Ma'am there were people in front of you.
SB: So what? Yo' job is to wait on me. I need mah money back <slams scope down>
C: Do you have your reciept.

maybe it's cos im a bit of a bitch today but... i don't agree with C.
I think the proper answer is....

"My job is to serve everyone not just you. Everyone here is EQUAL. Wait your turn."

If she pulls the race card ... "everyone here is EQUAL. You can make that call if you want, but you do it from outside this store. Leave."

then again i'm hungry right now so...yeah im a bit bitchy.


and my personal thoughts on the card pulling is.... if it's a real case then pull it. if someone is pulling any kind of "card" (be it race, gender, eye color, whatever) for not being treated *better* than everyone else... then they need to be kicked out. they can cry and whine on their own time.... preferably outside of the store.

[friendofjimmyk]

My fellow stockman and i are collecting carts this is the sat. beforeValentine's day. i guy come out with a plush gorilla.
WG=werd guy
M=fellow stockman
CTR=moi
WG :<yelling to us> You Wanna spank my monkey???
M & CTR:
M: Uh, no thanks.
WG laughs.
CTR: The hell?
M: No idea.

.

*tee hee* I have a yellow t-shirt with a little monkey eating a banana on the front. When I wear it, I ask people (who I know well, of course) if they want to touch my monkey.