One day while he was out riding the trail, a cowboy was ambushed by an tribe of Apaches and told he was going to be put to death. The chief informed him that they would grant him three last requests, and he would be permitted to state one each morning for the next three days. So on the first day, he requested they bring him his horse.
He went up to the horse, and whispered into his ear. The horse nodded and ran off, coming back with a beautiful blond on his back. The cowboy took the lady into his tent.
The next day, he again requested they bring him his horse. Again, he whispered into his horse's ear, and the horse rode off, bringing back a redhead this time. The cowboy took the lady into his tent.
On the last day, the cowboy once again requested his horse. This time, he grabbed the horses ear and yelled loudly, "For the last and final time, POSSE! P O S S E!!!!"
He went up to the horse, and whispered into his ear. The horse nodded and ran off, coming back with a beautiful blond on his back. The cowboy took the lady into his tent.
The next day, he again requested they bring him his horse. Again, he whispered into his horse's ear, and the horse rode off, bringing back a redhead this time. The cowboy took the lady into his tent.
On the last day, the cowboy once again requested his horse. This time, he grabbed the horses ear and yelled loudly, "For the last and final time, POSSE! P O S S E!!!!"
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