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  • Don't Shave and Drive!

    http://keysnews.com/node/21349

    Woman is driving to meet her boyfriend. She decides to trim the garden while her ex-husband holds the wheel for her. (yes you read that right.) Hilarity ensues.

  • #2
    I now personally believe there are absolutely NO limits to how weird or bizarre people can be.
    "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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    • #3
      I'm undecided on which aspect is more bizarre

      that she wasn't suppose to be driving anyway
      that her car wasn't suppose to be on the road
      that she was shaving her privates on the way to see her boyfriend
      or that her ex-husband was steering from the back seat


      this deserves a giant FAIL label...

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      • #4
        I can't be the only one who thinks "ex-husband" = pimp and "boyfriend" = john.
        The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

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        • #5
          From the comments:
          So it’s true what they say about the perils of “deforestation.”


          This was on the "No Sweat News" this morning on my local radio station...but they didn't mention the ex-husband part...
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            They had this in the Flori-Duh articles on my local newspaper online. Who knew that Shaving Private Ryan had a live release!
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            • #7
              Quoth PepperElf View Post
              I'm undecided on which aspect is more bizarre

              that she wasn't suppose to be driving anyway

              that her car wasn't suppose to be on the road

              that she was shaving her privates on the way to see her boyfriend


              or that her ex-husband was steering from the back seat

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              • #8
                tho my boyfriend corrected me and said it was the passenger seat not the back seat

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