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Tales from the Smugglers, Part 2
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Old 05-31-2019, 04:41 AM
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American trucker fined for trying to smuggle CHEESE into Canada ...
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Old 05-31-2019, 04:22 PM
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His plan to make cheddar by smuggling cheese into Canada was no Gouda. He thought he would Bries on through, but his plans got shredded.
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Old 05-31-2019, 08:23 PM
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Turns out he wasn't that grate at it. He's now Blue, because he had to pay a Munster fine.
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Someone should have yelled, "Cheese it, the cops!"
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Somebody put Cojack on the case!

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Old 06-04-2019, 11:35 PM
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He would be hung if it was beer he was trying to smuggle in.. Even though everyone knows that Canadian beer sucks...

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Old 06-06-2019, 01:14 AM
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Alright everyone,enough of the edamn cheese jokes...

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Even though everyone knows that Canadian beer sucks...
So too do Canadian girls if you're lucky!
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