I'm still adjusting to my new bar, I'm still a bit slow, but I'm getting there.
A lady came up to the bar.
SC: Hi, I'd like two cuppacinos and two childrens ice cream for my children.
I knew right away from the way she said this that she was one of "those" mothers.
Me: OK, so you're total is £xx.xx. I'll just go make your coffees before you pay.
I went off, and I made the coffees. It took me about two minutes. I went back, and she was gone!
I asked several customers if they had seen where she went. All of them shrugged. The bar was very very busy, and I couldn't leave it to go looking for her. So I had no choice but to delete her order and carry on serving.
About twenty minutes later, she returned.
SC: WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN'S ICE CREAMS??
Me: I'm sorry, but you left the bar without telling me where you were going and without paying. I had to carry on serving.
SC: MY CHILDREN ARE WAITING FOR THEIR ICE CREAMS! THEY WANT ICE CREAM!
Me: Well if you give me the money now, I will ring it through and they will have them in a few minutes.
SC: MY CHILDREN WANT ICE CREAM NOW!
Me: Well that is the best I can offer.
SC: WHERE ARE MY COFFEES!
Me: I was in the middle of making them when you disappeared.
SC: I WANT THEM FOR FREE! AND FREE ICE CREAM FOR MY CHILDREN!
Me: I'm afraid that will not be happening.
SC: THEN GET ME THE MANAGER! I WANT TO TELL HIM WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY CHILDREN!
Me: There is no manager today, I'm afraid she went home ill. I am in charge.
SC: FINE! BUT YOU HAVE RUINED MY CHILDRENS WEEKEND! AND HEAD OFFICE WILL BE HEARING ABOUT YOU...*reads my name* Stewart!
Good luck. The bar still don't have my name on their tills yet. Stewart does not exisit.
A lady came up to the bar.
SC: Hi, I'd like two cuppacinos and two childrens ice cream for my children.
I knew right away from the way she said this that she was one of "those" mothers.
Me: OK, so you're total is £xx.xx. I'll just go make your coffees before you pay.
I went off, and I made the coffees. It took me about two minutes. I went back, and she was gone!
I asked several customers if they had seen where she went. All of them shrugged. The bar was very very busy, and I couldn't leave it to go looking for her. So I had no choice but to delete her order and carry on serving.
About twenty minutes later, she returned.
SC: WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN'S ICE CREAMS??
Me: I'm sorry, but you left the bar without telling me where you were going and without paying. I had to carry on serving.
SC: MY CHILDREN ARE WAITING FOR THEIR ICE CREAMS! THEY WANT ICE CREAM!
Me: Well if you give me the money now, I will ring it through and they will have them in a few minutes.
SC: MY CHILDREN WANT ICE CREAM NOW!
Me: Well that is the best I can offer.
SC: WHERE ARE MY COFFEES!
Me: I was in the middle of making them when you disappeared.
SC: I WANT THEM FOR FREE! AND FREE ICE CREAM FOR MY CHILDREN!
Me: I'm afraid that will not be happening.
SC: THEN GET ME THE MANAGER! I WANT TO TELL HIM WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY CHILDREN!
Me: There is no manager today, I'm afraid she went home ill. I am in charge.
SC: FINE! BUT YOU HAVE RUINED MY CHILDRENS WEEKEND! AND HEAD OFFICE WILL BE HEARING ABOUT YOU...*reads my name* Stewart!
Good luck. The bar still don't have my name on their tills yet. Stewart does not exisit.
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