The Tow Files: The Grinch who Towed Christmas.

[Argus]

When I was a kid, I remember a comic book in which a character got a unique new car. After arriving at the destination, the car said "Have a nice afternoon." A couple thieves nearby saw that and debated whether that car was worth the risk of serving ten to fifteen years in prison. They decided to go for it, and discovered that the car could move of its own volition. It dropped them off at the prison. "Have a nice ten to fifteen years."

[El Pollo Guerrera]

But it also makes me wonder, who would win a round-robin tournament among the most murderous cars in fiction? The Car vs. Christine is your first round matchup, followed by K.A.R.R vs Herbie's Evil Brazilian Cousin, and then, the main event, Killdozer vs the entire cast of Maximum Overdrive. Sponsored by the fine folks at Cthulhu Motors.

Gonna say Killdozer. It's a Caterpillar D9, weighs 49 tons. I don't think anything else listed could dent it.

Plus, it can move silently. It could sneak up on the others.

(Love that movie, by the way...)

[greek_jester]

When I was a kid, I remember a comic book in which a character got a unique new car. After arriving at the destination, the car said "Have a nice afternoon." A couple thieves nearby saw that and debated whether that car was worth the risk of serving ten to fifteen years in prison. They decided to go for it, and discovered that the car could move of its own volition. It dropped them off at the prison. "Have a nice ten to fifteen years."

I really, really wish I knew what that comic was. It sounds fun!

[Ironclad Alibi]

And then there was the real life killdozer.