Why are trombone players better lovers?
Trumpet players do it with three fingers.
Baritone players do it with four fingers.
Trombone players do it in seven different positions.
What do you call two trumpet players and three tuba players walking into a strip club?
A: Horny*.
Why was the piano invented?
A: So musicians have somewhere to put their beers.
*-one of the guys in band calls our French horn players "horny people." He also refers to the piccolo as "pick your nose" and the saxes as "Sexy people."
Trumpet players do it with three fingers.
Baritone players do it with four fingers.
Trombone players do it in seven different positions.
What do you call two trumpet players and three tuba players walking into a strip club?
A: Horny*.
Why was the piano invented?
A: So musicians have somewhere to put their beers.
*-one of the guys in band calls our French horn players "horny people." He also refers to the piccolo as "pick your nose" and the saxes as "Sexy people."
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