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Old 01-30-2020, 07:49 AM
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I was on another site reading about a customer who flipped out because something cost $6.66 and I remembered I'd gotten that total, and then $66.66, on two separate occasions when I was ringing customers up.

One customer giggled, said "Oh my GAWD" and bought a chocolate bar to offset any demonic influences. The other one just laughed and paid.

Then there was the non-Satanic bill that, with taxes, came out to $123.45.
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Old 01-30-2020, 04:30 PM
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Then there was the non-Satanic bill that, with taxes, came out to $123.45.
That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!
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Had someone who was buying some Halloween candy at the wholesale club whose total came to $6.66 once. I joked, "Okay, not going to your Halloween party!" They found it amusing as well.
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Old 02-01-2020, 06:16 PM
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That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!
Thanks for reminding me to change mine
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