Wow.... I REALLY didn't need to know that !!

[iradney]

SC - "Please hurry, I have to get my prescription before the pharmacy closes.
I have a very bad vaginal infection"

Me -

Aaaaaaand I'm done with my cheesecake.

It was a good cheesecake *looks wistfully at leftovers*

I mean seriously. TMI!! poor you *huggles*

[depechemodefan]

Well, if we are going with TMIs...

A male co-worker was telling me how once ( I don't think he realized how inappropriate he was) he went to the bathroom in an airport "and someone took a dump and didn't flush the toliet. So I had to squat above the toliet with this turd in it." Um, TMI, and couldn't you just flushed the toliet if that was weirding you out?

Well I guess the woman came to get the controller sine that was the only thing she could play with for a while.

[Darkwish]

If she told you that just because she wanted you to hurry, just be glad she didn't tell you WHY she needed a new controller!

[technical.angel]

Ahh!!! Yes! Two people have gone where my brain automatically went!

WOOT!

I like my gutter. It's warm here.

[Darkwish]

Ahh!!! Yes! Two people have gone where my brain automatically went!

WOOT!

I like my gutter. It's warm here.

My mind is way past the gutter, down the storm drain and in the sewer!

[friendofjimmyk]

Aaaaaaand I'm done with my cheesecake.

It was a good cheesecake *looks wistfully at leftovers*

I mean seriously. TMI!! poor you *huggles*

AAAAHHHHHHA AHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

why oh why did you quote the OP in your post!?!?!?!?!!? I read it once and figured I was okay after I picked my jaw up off the floor and then I saw it again...

[depechemodefan]

[Quoth] technical.angel
Ahh!!! Yes! Two people have gone where my brain automatically went!

WOOT!

I like my gutter. It's warm here.


My mind is way past the gutter, down the storm drain and in the sewer!

Now hope no one will come in saying they are late to the ob/gen to drain a cyst.

[Darkwish]

Now hope no one will come in saying they are late to the ob/gen to drain a cyst.

Well, my reply in the forum would probably be about the same as I don't want to get myself banned.

[Bagboy]

I have one:

A woman called us looking for shaving cream. She said shaving cream makes her horny, and that she'd come to get it.

[crazylegs]

Aaaaaaand I'm done with my cheesecake.

It was a good cheesecake *looks wistfully at leftovers*

I mean seriously. TMI!! poor you *huggles*

Seriously, you were eating whilst reading why, were you tempting a rule #1 violation...?

Pssst, I'll take the remains of your cheese cake if thats ok?

[Cyphr]

this sort of thing doesn't gross me out really maybe i've been watching too many gore fest animes while eating snackies?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Aaaaaaand I'm done with my cheesecake.

It was a good cheesecake *looks wistfully at leftovers*

What kind of cheesecake are we talking here?

As for the guy with the pictures on his cell phone. I think I'd start laughing.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're that small? I don't think I'd show off something like that. If I ask your lady friend, will she tell me good things come in small packages?"

But then again I'm just goofy like that and there are several things wrong with me.

[morgana]

As for the guy with the pictures on his cell phone. I think I'd start laughing.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're that small? I don't think I'd show off something like that. If I ask your lady friend, will she tell me good things come in small packages?"

But then again I'm just goofy like that and there are several things wrong with me.

I you.

[HereWeGo]

This may not be the case in this instance (I hope it isn't) but there's a marked tendency for female gamers to look for excuses to talk about their femaleness in the presence of male gamers. I've heard completely irrelevant comments about tampons, periods, bras, thongs, etc come out of the blue. Call me jaded, but I don't find it too much of a stretch of imagination to think that this girl was really saying, "I'm a female with a female problem," in front of a person that might give her attention for it.

[Peppergirl]

I once had a guy tell me to look at something. His cell phone. His girlfriend doing a. um. act. with her mouth. On him. He then proceeded to tell me he has other videos. With her and other men.

Holy mother of God. Did you even KNOW this person???