Me: Blah Inn, how can I help you?
Them: Is this the Blah Inn?
Me: Yes. (No, I'm just screwing with you. Actually, this is Tempest in a D-Cup -- "Your Source for Used Breast Implants!")
Them: The Blah Inn in Hendersonville?
Me: Yes. (Hendersonville? What is this "Hendersonville" of which you speak? We soda crackers know nothing of "Hendersonville.")
Them: The Blah Inn in Hendersonville on Fluffy Muffin Road?"
Me: Yes. (There's only one and it's been here since we built the place, and even when the Random Inn used to be a Blah Inn 30 years ago, it was on this road too, twit.)
Them: The Blah Inn in Hendersonville on Fluffy Muffin Road across from Spatula City?
Me: YES, dammit. Do you want a room or not?!
(Sometimes it does get this bad. It's like playing one of those memory games where the object is to repeat, flawlessly, 25 different phrases that tack onto one another. Other times its like playing a perverse form of Telephone.)
Them: Is this the Blah Inn?
Me: Yes. (No, I'm just screwing with you. Actually, this is Tempest in a D-Cup -- "Your Source for Used Breast Implants!")
Them: The Blah Inn in Hendersonville?
Me: Yes. (Hendersonville? What is this "Hendersonville" of which you speak? We soda crackers know nothing of "Hendersonville.")
Them: The Blah Inn in Hendersonville on Fluffy Muffin Road?"
Me: Yes. (There's only one and it's been here since we built the place, and even when the Random Inn used to be a Blah Inn 30 years ago, it was on this road too, twit.)
Them: The Blah Inn in Hendersonville on Fluffy Muffin Road across from Spatula City?
Me: YES, dammit. Do you want a room or not?!
(Sometimes it does get this bad. It's like playing one of those memory games where the object is to repeat, flawlessly, 25 different phrases that tack onto one another. Other times its like playing a perverse form of Telephone.)
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