More School Office Suck

[RetailWorkhorse]

Just don't leave us waiting too long. We tend to get a little crazy (okay, crazier) if left to our own devices for too long.

...pay no attention to the fact that I'm holding a chainsaw...

Yes, our imaginations tend to....run wild, shall we say, when we're bored. And then, well, stuff happens. Not anything in particular. Just, ya know, stuff.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Yes, our imaginations tend to....run wild, shall we say, when we're bored. And then, well, stuff happens. Not anything in particular. Just, ya know, stuff.

No. Not stuff. Not after the last time.

Now things happen. You know. Just... Things.

[RetailWorkhorse]

O.< We ain't supposed to talk about the things.

[Jay 2K Winger]

O.< We ain't supposed to talk about the things.

No, it's what happened that time we're not supposed to talk about. The things are cleared to talk about.





...seriously, though, after the Senate subcommittee was through with us, there's not much else to say about the things...

[RetailWorkhorse]

Wait, I thought it was the other time with the things we weren't supposed to talk about? Because of what happened when we put the things in with those guys and then the guys had the.... oh, wait, you mean That Time. Yeah, I'd rather we didn't talk about That Time. That was... kinda awkward how that was brought about.



What did we do with that one guy from the subcommittee? The one that had that spur up his butt?

[depechemodefan]

I'll bet Crazy Girl will claim that the CIA gave her gluacoma. And that she has hives from the drinking water, that the Russians poisoned.

[Ben_Who]

Awwwwwwww, but I wanted to explody. Like this; KABLAM!

That happens to me sometimes. When I don't get tacos.

/I made maaaaashed potatoes!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I can't help but notice nothing has been posted about Crazy Girl yet.

Is this yet another cliffhanger? Do I have to sit through Not Without My Anus before finding out Cartman's father is his mother, only to find much later his father was Scott Tenorman's father that he killed?

I can't take the suspense.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Wait, I thought it was the other time with the things we weren't supposed to talk about? Because of what happened when we put the things in with those guys and then the guys had the.... oh, wait, you mean That Time. Yeah, I'd rather we didn't talk about That Time. That was... kinda awkward how that was brought about.

Yeah, That Time. The other time, we sold that story to that Hollywood director-- you know the guy with the grin with the teeth-- and he said he could make it into some big summer blockbuster.

That Time is just... let's not go there.

What did we do with that one guy from the subcommittee? The one that had that spur up his butt?

...I can't say... partly because of the non-disclosure agreement... partly because I've self-medicated the memory away... I think Jimmy Hoffa knows where he went, though...

[RetailWorkhorse]

Yeah, That Time. The other time, we sold that story to that Hollywood director-- you know the guy with the grin with the teeth-- and he said he could make it into some big summer blockbuster.

That Time is just... let's not go there.

I'm still waiting for my royalty check. I think they lied to us.






Mayhaps in the end he wasn't as important as he had claimed to be, since I can't recollect what we did with him. Dang, and that dude owed me an ice creme cone. Think I can get Master Hoffa to buy me one instead?

[Jay 2K Winger]

I'm still waiting for my royalty check. I think they lied to us.

You and me both. What is the world coming to, when you can't trust the word of a Hollywood executive?

Mayhaps in the end he wasn't as important as he had claimed to be, since I can't recollect what we did with him. Dang, and that dude owed me an ice creme cone. Think I can get Master Hoffa to buy me one instead?

Maybe, but you'd have to find him first.