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After a showing of 'Breaking Dawn' our theater turned-over a lost purse they had received.
Contents:
1-Cucumber
The image! It BURNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Contents:
1-Cucumber
The image! It BURNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
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"If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga -
Maybe she....wanted a low cal snack? -
I just knew this was going into WTF territory when I clicked on the thread.
"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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I spit out a nice hearty mouthful of beer reading that.Quoth Redbeard View PostIf anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.Comment
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See, here's where my mind went when I read the OP:
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I wonder if the cucumber was sparkling.
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"raises eyebrows and cocks his head" Ooookaaay...Friends help you move. Rare friends help you move bodies.Comment
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Ooook! Thank Offler it wasn't a banana!Quoth lobo94 View Post
[/Librarian]I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Quoth dendawg View Post
You are so lucky I had just put my coffee down.
"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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Guess she wanted to toss her own salad?Comment
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I got even more grossed out after reading the comments XD.Comment
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Desperation and lonliness, my friend. Desperation and lonlinessQuoth dendawg View PostI just wonder what kind of dressing goes with cucumber-tuna salad.
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