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01-20-2014, 03:41 AM
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Official CS tillgirl fondler!
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Vintage ads for modern products....probably NSFW
Do you ever wish that the advertising genius of yesteryear could be used with today's modern products?Well,good sire,sit down in your comfortable chair in front of the fire,get the good woman to bring the slippers and your dinner and prepare to be delighted.
We advise you do not let her see it-it will just make her hysterical,and you don't want that after a hard day's work.
Just for you,good sire,is the link.It's probably not safe to open in the presence of those lightweights who you work with.However,you have a strong character and can gaze upon such sights with impunity
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2...dern-products/
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01-20-2014, 11:44 PM
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OMFG . . . 
Some of those were hysterical and some were WTF were they smoking???
Robbie the Rubber???? 
And the one for the "Canson" printer . . . I swear they borrowed Mammy from Gone With The Wind . . . just no.
Now #23 I have to wonder about . . . . is that for the Mom or the kids? 
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01-20-2014, 11:51 PM
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Thinking you didn't get the proper sex ed instruction when you were in school?
Well, here's the Cracked list of lessons that schools should have taught:
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_9...yd-taught-you/
Not for the faint at heart or delicate sensibilities. IE, read at your own risk.   
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01-24-2014, 02:48 AM
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Official CS tillgirl fondler!
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Identify these at work. Think of it like bingo-cross one off your card when you see them 
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/694...r-at-every-job
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01-24-2014, 10:33 AM
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Quoth Kit-Ginevra
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I haven't laughed this hard since the Deadspin thread on doing horrible things to the Chicago Cubs' new mascot.
LINK NSFW
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01-27-2014, 02:05 PM
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03-04-2014, 04:03 PM
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Insert clever title here
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03-10-2014, 03:47 AM
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I need a life
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Is Cracked trying to say something about a prominent person at CS? I realize most of us have our minds in the gutter, but as the article says:
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Back then harlots were "knaves," "rapscallions," "roustabouts," and other awesome words that you should all start using so it's not just me anymore
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By "back then", Cracked is referring to Chaucer's time.
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03-10-2014, 03:43 PM
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Pune Massacreeist
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Quote:
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Well, he is available to just about anybody, almost anytime, and for a very low fee. (paid for next month's internet yet?)
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03-29-2014, 06:14 PM
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Make the stupid stop!!!!
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