The doorbell at the convent went, and the mother superior answered. She looked around at the apparently empty street, and was about to close the door when something at her feet attracted her attention.
"Faith and begorrah," she exclaimed. "Leprechauns!"
"Ssh!" hisses the larger of the two tiny fellows. "Don't let everyone know we're around." He looked around furtively. "I have a question for ye, Mother Superior." He paused to slap his companion, who's giggling furiously. "Are there any leprachaun nuns in this fair city?"
The mother superior was taken aback. "To my knowledge, there's not a leprachaun nun in this city," she replied slowly. The younger of the leprachauns hooted with glee upon hearing this.
The older one slapped him again and turned back to the nun. "Mother Superior, are there any leprachaun nuns in the whole of Ireland?"
The nun blinks. "To my knowledge, there are no leprachaun nuns in Ireland," she replied slowly.
The younger leprachaun falls to the ground and laughs so hard he has to clutch his stomach.
"Mother Superior," the older persists. "Are there any leprachaun nuns in the whole of christendom?"
"Why, there are no leprachaun nuns anywhere," she says.
"I told ye," the younger leprachaun gasps between breaths. "I told ye that ye fekked a penguin!"
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"Faith and begorrah," she exclaimed. "Leprechauns!"
"Ssh!" hisses the larger of the two tiny fellows. "Don't let everyone know we're around." He looked around furtively. "I have a question for ye, Mother Superior." He paused to slap his companion, who's giggling furiously. "Are there any leprachaun nuns in this fair city?"
The mother superior was taken aback. "To my knowledge, there's not a leprachaun nun in this city," she replied slowly. The younger of the leprachauns hooted with glee upon hearing this.
The older one slapped him again and turned back to the nun. "Mother Superior, are there any leprachaun nuns in the whole of Ireland?"
The nun blinks. "To my knowledge, there are no leprachaun nuns in Ireland," she replied slowly.
The younger leprachaun falls to the ground and laughs so hard he has to clutch his stomach.
"Mother Superior," the older persists. "Are there any leprachaun nuns in the whole of christendom?"
"Why, there are no leprachaun nuns anywhere," she says.
"I told ye," the younger leprachaun gasps between breaths. "I told ye that ye fekked a penguin!"
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