This has been my day.
Almost literally.
I work in a camera retailer that does photo printing.
It seemed like the local nursing home had a mass escape.
I was surrounded by what we call the zombie waftocalypse, brainless wilfully ignorant people who chose to not wear their hearing aids or glasses, and try to make that my problem. Nope.
"Use you fingernail on the kiosk"
*mashes fingertip*
"IT'S NOT WORKING!"
"What did I just tell you?"
"Can you come around here and show me closer"
wishing I could say the following,"No, this is close enough. The malodours stench of cigarette ash, rotten food and unwashed old man is already making me choke from here, not getting any closer."
"Do you sell the old-fashioned cameras, the simply ones with the fillum? You can tell I'm 90 from this question"
This one I was ok with, she'd had her old digital camera (and a bunch of other stuff) stolen from her, so I sold her a disposable camera and told her to bring it back to be processed.
"What do you mean it takes 2 weeks to process film!? I used to be able to get it done in an hour?!"
"Yes, ten years ago, now it's all sent off-site once a week on a Monday, so you've missed today's cut off"
and that was just before lunch....
Almost literally.
I work in a camera retailer that does photo printing.
It seemed like the local nursing home had a mass escape.
I was surrounded by what we call the zombie waftocalypse, brainless wilfully ignorant people who chose to not wear their hearing aids or glasses, and try to make that my problem. Nope.
"Use you fingernail on the kiosk"
*mashes fingertip*
"IT'S NOT WORKING!"
"What did I just tell you?"
"Can you come around here and show me closer"
wishing I could say the following,"No, this is close enough. The malodours stench of cigarette ash, rotten food and unwashed old man is already making me choke from here, not getting any closer."
"Do you sell the old-fashioned cameras, the simply ones with the fillum? You can tell I'm 90 from this question"
This one I was ok with, she'd had her old digital camera (and a bunch of other stuff) stolen from her, so I sold her a disposable camera and told her to bring it back to be processed.
"What do you mean it takes 2 weeks to process film!? I used to be able to get it done in an hour?!"
"Yes, ten years ago, now it's all sent off-site once a week on a Monday, so you've missed today's cut off"
and that was just before lunch....
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