Since SCs never seem to take sensible advice about how to behave well, I thought it might be interesting to word the advice in language they might understand.
As JustADude so eloquently put it in another thread, the SC brain tends to latch onto misinformation
Perhaps we need to spread the correct information in the same manner as misinformation gets spread to give good ideas a chance to lodge in the SC brain before the bad ideas do...
For example:
Normal:
When making a return, have a receipt ready. This will ensure that you get a full refund of what you paid.
Urban Legend Version:
I heard this and it happened to a friend so I know it's true. Don't ignore this!
She went to the store to return a blouse and DIDN'T HAVE A RECEIPT! They would only give her the most recent clearance price which was $5 less than she paid!!!!!
So she went home and got her receipt and they gave her the full price back.
This could happen to YOU! So next time you go to the store for a refund, always bring your receipt!
Normal:
A manufacturer's warranty usually means that you will have to contact the manufacturer directly for a warranty repair after the vendor's return period has expired.
Urban Legend Version:
Hi,
I know you don't know me, but I'm trying to help people avoid this common mistake which could cost them TIME [!] and MONEY [!] They've been keeping this out of the media, but a friend who works for them told me to get the word out.
When someone you know tells you to bring that defective TV back to the store, DON'T DO IT! It's a wild goose chase and you will waste gas and valuable time.
Here's the insiders' secret. Most TVs come with some papers inside the box. Look for the one called "Owner's Manual." If you check it very carefully you will see that there is a telephone number somewhere on it or in it.
This is what they don't want you to know, if you call that number during the warranty period, you'll get though to somebody who can try to help you!!!!!
That's all for now. I'll post more as I think of them.
As JustADude so eloquently put it in another thread, the SC brain tends to latch onto misinformation
Quoth JustADude
For example:
Normal:
When making a return, have a receipt ready. This will ensure that you get a full refund of what you paid.
Urban Legend Version:
I heard this and it happened to a friend so I know it's true. Don't ignore this!
She went to the store to return a blouse and DIDN'T HAVE A RECEIPT! They would only give her the most recent clearance price which was $5 less than she paid!!!!!
So she went home and got her receipt and they gave her the full price back.
This could happen to YOU! So next time you go to the store for a refund, always bring your receipt!
Normal:
A manufacturer's warranty usually means that you will have to contact the manufacturer directly for a warranty repair after the vendor's return period has expired.
Urban Legend Version:
Hi,
I know you don't know me, but I'm trying to help people avoid this common mistake which could cost them TIME [!] and MONEY [!] They've been keeping this out of the media, but a friend who works for them told me to get the word out.
When someone you know tells you to bring that defective TV back to the store, DON'T DO IT! It's a wild goose chase and you will waste gas and valuable time.
Here's the insiders' secret. Most TVs come with some papers inside the box. Look for the one called "Owner's Manual." If you check it very carefully you will see that there is a telephone number somewhere on it or in it.
This is what they don't want you to know, if you call that number during the warranty period, you'll get though to somebody who can try to help you!!!!!
That's all for now. I'll post more as I think of them.
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