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Parody to Rihanna's Shut Up and Drive. Events happened in the past few days.
I admit that our steak's price may be a bit too high
And I'm sorry that you're not satisfied
But there's nothing I can do, I don't control the price
Oh, and screaming at me isn't very nice
Why can't you all just go, go, go
Screaming does nothing you know, know, know
Can't you all just let me alone, alone, alone
Or I swear, my head will explode, explode, explode
I'm only one person, I can't be in the same place twice
And I can't change physics even if you demand it thrice
I don't care if you're late, go ahead and throw a fit
But that's still no excuse for being an idiot
All this running around just makes me want to heave
I can't stand you anymore
So shut up and leave, leave, leave
Shut up and leave
Feel free to scream at us until you're blue in your spleen
But that doesn't change the fact we never sold you a treadmill machine
We sell only food here and we always have
So I know you're pulling stories right out your ass
Why can't you all just go, go, go
Screaming does nothing you know, know, know
Can't you all just let me alone, alone, alone
Or I swear, my head will explode, explode, explode
I'm only one person, I can't be in the same place twice
And I can't change physics even if you demand it thrice
I don't care if you're late, go ahead and throw a fit
But that's still no excuse for being an idiot
All this running around just makes me want to heave
I can't stand you anymore
So shut up and leave, leave, leave
Shut up and leave
You see these two hands? That's all I got
I'm very busy even if you think I'm not
So shouting out your list to me isn't helping here
Would it kill you to look up on the shelf
And find everything yourself, self, self, self, self, self
Why can't you all just go, go, go
Screaming does nothing you know, know, know
Can't you all just let me alone, alone, alone
Or I swear, my head will explode, explode, explode
I'm only one person, I can't be in the same place twice
And I can't change physics even if you demand it thrice
I don't care if you're late, go ahead and throw a fit
But that's still no excuse for being an idiot
All this running around just makes me want to heave
I can't stand you anymore
So shut up and leave, leave, leave
Shut up and leave
I admit that our steak's price may be a bit too high
And I'm sorry that you're not satisfied
But there's nothing I can do, I don't control the price
Oh, and screaming at me isn't very nice
Why can't you all just go, go, go
Screaming does nothing you know, know, know
Can't you all just let me alone, alone, alone
Or I swear, my head will explode, explode, explode
I'm only one person, I can't be in the same place twice
And I can't change physics even if you demand it thrice
I don't care if you're late, go ahead and throw a fit
But that's still no excuse for being an idiot
All this running around just makes me want to heave
I can't stand you anymore
So shut up and leave, leave, leave
Shut up and leave
Feel free to scream at us until you're blue in your spleen
But that doesn't change the fact we never sold you a treadmill machine
We sell only food here and we always have
So I know you're pulling stories right out your ass
Why can't you all just go, go, go
Screaming does nothing you know, know, know
Can't you all just let me alone, alone, alone
Or I swear, my head will explode, explode, explode
I'm only one person, I can't be in the same place twice
And I can't change physics even if you demand it thrice
I don't care if you're late, go ahead and throw a fit
But that's still no excuse for being an idiot
All this running around just makes me want to heave
I can't stand you anymore
So shut up and leave, leave, leave
Shut up and leave
You see these two hands? That's all I got
I'm very busy even if you think I'm not
So shouting out your list to me isn't helping here
Would it kill you to look up on the shelf
And find everything yourself, self, self, self, self, self
Why can't you all just go, go, go
Screaming does nothing you know, know, know
Can't you all just let me alone, alone, alone
Or I swear, my head will explode, explode, explode
I'm only one person, I can't be in the same place twice
And I can't change physics even if you demand it thrice
I don't care if you're late, go ahead and throw a fit
But that's still no excuse for being an idiot
All this running around just makes me want to heave
I can't stand you anymore
So shut up and leave, leave, leave
Shut up and leave
Man, if I could parody half as well as you, I would write so many musicals...
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