The Tale of Lasernuts (some discussion of lasered...nuts)

[Ben_Who]

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

...dude can't say he wasn't warned...

In other news, OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OWWW!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Y'know, the average supervillain with a death ray would give up in despair when they realise people are doing worse to themselves than the villain could ever manage.

Rapscallion

And they'll probably die laughing as well.

Why am I imagining Dr. Evil? On second thought . . . that could be an interesting way to achieve world domination.

A laser beam that not only gets rid of that undesirable pubic hair but also sterilizes in the process.

Sounds like the sort of diabolical plan THRUSH would come up with.

[JustaCashier]

(no shit)

So, they mis-aimed the Laser, and cauterized his asshole?

Ben_Who, that classic scene was the first thing I thought of!

Mike