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BG: My kid sis L works as a cocktail server at this <Native American Tribe Name> Casino.
While she was on duty, this dumbass and his crew spot her and the dumbass beckons her to him. He tries asking her for her phone number and she declined and tells him that she has to get back to work. Dumbass keeps asking for her number and tells her "Don't worry, I gotchu, I'm a <Native American Tribe> you work for me , I'm a baller". Instant turn off. So kid sis goes "Oh really? then gimme fifty bucks (just to be a smart ass)". Dumbass does indeed give her the fifty, but still keeps asking for her number even after she tells him no and keeps tossing the <Native American Tribe> and baller card. Lil sis had her tip cup with her and her phone and dumbass tries to be slick by grabbing her phone to put in his number!
Unfortunately for dumbass, kid sis has a code on the phone (the MyTouch) that you have to put in to access it. She kept telling him to give it back but he wouldn't so she gets him to follow her to the bar and she spots her boss there. She points out her boss to dumbass and the boss tells dumbass to leave and before he does she grabs her phone back from him. Lil sis finds out from her bff S's bf who works security that dumbass and his crew always get kicked out of the casino every week. Lil sis: 1 Dumbass: 0. BTW: Lil sis got to keep the $50 she got from that dumbass.
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This was in South America (where my family is originally from) during my mom's younger days (we're talking the 1970's here). This idiot was trying to get my mom's number. My mom told him no but he kept asking. So just to get him off her back , she gives him a fake phone number and address, the idiot was happy and even went to his boys to brag about it and had them accompany him to meet her. Unfortunately for the idiot, he got a big ol' serving of humiliation when he knocked on the door and was greeted by an old lady!
BG: My kid sis L works as a cocktail server at this <Native American Tribe Name> Casino.
While she was on duty, this dumbass and his crew spot her and the dumbass beckons her to him. He tries asking her for her phone number and she declined and tells him that she has to get back to work. Dumbass keeps asking for her number and tells her "Don't worry, I gotchu, I'm a <Native American Tribe> you work for me , I'm a baller". Instant turn off. So kid sis goes "Oh really? then gimme fifty bucks (just to be a smart ass)". Dumbass does indeed give her the fifty, but still keeps asking for her number even after she tells him no and keeps tossing the <Native American Tribe> and baller card. Lil sis had her tip cup with her and her phone and dumbass tries to be slick by grabbing her phone to put in his number!
Unfortunately for dumbass, kid sis has a code on the phone (the MyTouch) that you have to put in to access it. She kept telling him to give it back but he wouldn't so she gets him to follow her to the bar and she spots her boss there. She points out her boss to dumbass and the boss tells dumbass to leave and before he does she grabs her phone back from him. Lil sis finds out from her bff S's bf who works security that dumbass and his crew always get kicked out of the casino every week. Lil sis: 1 Dumbass: 0. BTW: Lil sis got to keep the $50 she got from that dumbass. Throwback
This was in South America (where my family is originally from) during my mom's younger days (we're talking the 1970's here). This idiot was trying to get my mom's number. My mom told him no but he kept asking. So just to get him off her back , she gives him a fake phone number and address, the idiot was happy and even went to his boys to brag about it and had them accompany him to meet her. Unfortunately for the idiot, he got a big ol' serving of humiliation when he knocked on the door and was greeted by an old lady!
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