Can you at least chew with your mouth closed?

[Antisocial_Worker]

When her gum would lose it's flavor, she'd just add a new piece. Pretty soon she'd have so much gum in her mouth she couldn't close it and would just kind of wheeze and drool all over the place.

And then you would see the big gum wad in her mouth and it would look like she was chewing on a big, soggy sock.

An orifice is an amusing thing, all right.