Adult PPV

[FormerCallingCardRep]

I had one yesterday complain and want a refund because he only got five hours 55 minutes of a six our adult PPV block

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I had one yesterday complain and want a refund because he only got five hours 55 minutes of a six our adult PPV block

Sounds like he was jealous because it went off before he did.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

It was rather cocky of him to try to complain about not getting the movie after its time had come. What a pussy.

Yes, very dickish and spunky.

How come these people need to pay for their porn? That's whack, yo.

[dalesys]

Little Willie's willy won't ... get bone.

[Gilhelmi]

Is this what this topic is coming to? Another pun war?

Oh, God. Oh, God. Yes, yes YES YES YESYESYESYES. MORE, HARDER, YES!!!

Oh, that was good. I love a good pun war

[Mr Hero]

I've had better

[Jay 2K Winger]

Oh, God. Oh, God. Yes, yes YES YES YESYESYESYES. MORE, HARDER, YES!!!

Oh, that was good. I love a good pun war

If your pun war lasts for more than four hours, you should see a doctor.

[Thud-n-Blunder]

More pun-ishment

The drunk guy committed a boner so we get to give him a hard time. That's why we come here.

And so he wound up getting the shaft...

[catcul]

I definitely don't want to shake his hand.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Oh, that was good. I love a good pun war

Such wars are classic. Even the ancient Romans had their Pun-ic Wars.

I've had better

Oh goodie. Another movie quote.

[pzychobitch]

I had a drunk man call in today because he could not order a PPV. He had just paid his past due amount, so I went in and refreshed his credit limit and told him to go ahead and order. He told me it was too late to order his PPV. That told me it was an Adult PPV. He slurred his speech the whole call. The kicker, the call was at 7:15 am

Could have been a guy working the overnight shift. I know when I did i was often drunk at that time of day lol.

[protege]

The pun is mightier than (his) sword.

That's what she said!


But seriously, with all the free porn out there, why would anyone pay for it? Along those lines, has anyone had to deal with an irate customer over some chain hotels are no longer offering "adult" movie and TV services?

[Mr Hero]

My hotel got rid of the movie service several years back. Honestly, I never heard a single complaint about it. But we also offer free wifi, so maybe that has something to do with it.

[catcul]

On-demand porn isn't as dominant as it use to be, so the hotels are starting to submit to the inevitable. Adult PPV is getting punished with limp revenue, so the hotels were bound to stop offering it.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Adult PPV is getting punished with limp revenue, so the hotels were bound to stop offering it.

I see what you did there.