Oh, this is kind of a sad...or "where's my ice cream?!"

[lupo pazzesco]

0.o

I'm afraid to ask what prompts this and why you would. Really, I am.

People like me?? Mew... >.>

[bainsidhe]

Worry not, Whiskey will beat away the crazy hoardes. Or perhaps point and laugh. Hmm, I think it's the former...

Anyone else you know that's a crazy magnet? If you shop with them, perhaps you'd cancel each other out.

[ThirdGenRetail]

-Tries to send Lupo one of her own very boring shopping experiences- I attract... Um... Nothing. I think I give off a "Keep away" aura or something around unknown people...

Wait, wait, no, I do attract SOMETHING... Running into displays more than average.

[Lachrymose]

Maybe a sea monster ate it?

Oh dear god. You just gave me chills. I remember this scene like it was yesterday.

"A sea monster...ate my ice cream?"

"A sea monster...ATE MY ICE CREAM?"

*Scrooge loses his mind*

[Red_Dazes]

Next time go prepared.... whip out your most sad, depressed face and say (to the kid of course) "It's not a baby...I accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed."

....not...that... I've ever known anyone who's done that...noooo.....

[Spork4pedro]

Next time go prepared.... whip out your most sad, depressed face and say (to the kid of course) "It's not a baby...I accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed."

....not...that... I've ever known anyone who's done that...noooo.....

Haha! I totally did this to one of my friends' little girl! My friend was having a BBQ and her daughter kept chomping on the seeds and spitting them about and driving her (my friend) nuts so when my 7 month preggo self arrived she showed her the "consequences" of her actions Never saw a little girl run so fast to a trash can..

[superhotelworker]

Finally, a parent steps up...

and then they fudge it up. *sighs*
I sowwy Lupo. <3 I still loves you.

[Sliceanddice]

omg.... *falls over laughing* you should have had CW film this!

[Mikkel]

Kid: <pats my belly> I'm sorry, baby.

Aaw, at least it was a nice little boy and well parented too. A pity the mother was a little bit short of tact .
You really must go shopping with a camera crew soon . Either the crew will get some hilarious film or the SCs will stay away, either way you win.

[blas]

120 lbs at 5'3 1/2 was when I looked my sexiest. Now, 20 lbs heavier, I am what I'd consider skinny fat. That is, I've put on a lot of it in bad places, but I've also put some muscle in good places, but hardly any of my pants fit anymore.

Back on topic.....it wasn't bad until she presumed you are pregnant. God, that's just insulting and rude.

[fireheart]

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Back on topic.....it wasn't bad until she presumed you are pregnant. God, that's just insulting and rude.

It was probably better than the mother coming and saying outright that she was fat or anything similar. I have yet to be mistaken for pregnant (and I'm about 100kg or so, probably a bit more or less than that since my work pants are very baggy), but I'm waiting for someone to do the opposite on my pregnant coworker.

[hatori]

*goes looking for ice cream.*

Long time fan, new member here. I don't know you well enough to offer a hug, but how's a pint of Ben and Jerry's?

[blas]

Quite right, it's rude and insulting either way.

[MoonCat]

Damn, five minutes, must be some kind of record!

Whiskey, I'm about 5'3"...and used to be about 120 lbs. (ahh, nostalgia!) If someone had thought I looked pregnant then, I'd have hit them with the nearest heavy object (myself, apparently )

[chainedbarista]

i, too, at 5'3" looked my best at 120#; (yes, those were the days) now i'm a bit heavier (30#) but no one would dare say 'are you pregnant' to me-i think it's the 'psycho killer' look i tend to sport on most days.