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  • F*ck you Mother Nature 2013 edition

    So the last few days have been torture....43c, 40c and 38c.

    I'm melting....
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

  • #2
    Quoth fireheart View Post
    I'm melting....
    Can we sing Ding Dong? Ple-e-e-ase?
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #3
      Quoth fireheart View Post
      So the last few days have been torture....43c, 40c and 38c.

      I'm melting....
      Both you and Jester are someday gonna get iceballs thrown at you.

      OH and we are predicted to get 6+ inches of snow and/or freezing rain over the next 36 -48 hours.
      I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
      -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


      "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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      • #4
        Quoth Racket_Man View Post
        Both you and Jester are someday gonna get iceballs thrown at you..
        Well I'd actually welcome it
        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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        • #5
          Quoth Racket_Man View Post
          Both you and Jester are someday gonna get iceballs thrown at you.
          Another winter, another round of empty, idle threats.

          The closest anyone on this forum has come to fulfilling said threats of ice balls is....cookies. And cheesecake.

          If that's the best y'all have, I'm totally down with it.

          "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
          Still A Customer."

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          • #6
            Hey don't mess with Mother Nature...she's pre-El Nino!

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            • #7
              Quoth dalesys View Post
              Can we sing Ding Dong? Ple-e-e-ase?
              She's a witch! Burn her!
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • #8
                Quoth Jester View Post
                Another winter, another round of empty, idle threats.

                The closest anyone on this forum has come to fulfilling said threats of ice balls is....cookies. And cheesecake.

                If that's the best y'all have, I'm totally down with it.
                Don't forget the tongue. And I did briefly consider tossing the remaining dry ice at you after I unpacked the cheesecake.
                At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

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                • #9
                  Quoth mathnerd View Post
                  Don't forget the tongue.
                  TMI!

                  If I can catch the rodents running around my room, maybe some micecubes will do...
                  Last edited by dalesys; 12-21-2013, 11:41 PM.
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth dalesys View Post
                    TMI!

                    If i can catch the rodents running around my room, maybe some micecubes will do...
                    LOL.

                    It was beef tongue, for the record. Jester and I are just friends. I live on the mainland and it was something he'd been wanting for a while that I could get reasonably easily the day before a planned trip to Key West. I actually can't get it anywhere within about 45 minutes of my own house, but I'd had to drive up to South Miami that day, and since I was passing one of the Jewish delis in that area that serves the stuff, I stopped in and got it for him.
                    At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth mathnerd View Post
                      I did briefly consider tossing the remaining dry ice at you after I unpacked the cheesecake.
                      Briefly.

                      Which tells me you figured out that it would not be worth you sleeping in your small Japanese car during your stay down here.

                      Quoth dalesys View Post
                      TMI!
                      As mathnerd noted, she was referring to beef tongue, a Jewish staple that I grew up on but is completely unavailable in Key West.

                      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                      Still A Customer."

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                      • #12
                        Man, this 60F+ weather is so horrible...
                        "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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                        • #13
                          I'm hearing some people want some snow. I'll share the six or so inches forecast to fall tonight into tomorrow.

                          At least I don't have to travel to work in it.
                          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Jester View Post
                            Briefly.

                            Which tells me you figured out that it would not be worth you sleeping in your small Japanese car during your stay down here.
                            Not quite. The nights are cool enough that my small Japanese car might be more comfortable than your couch. I figured dry ice would actually hurt you, and am nice enough that I didn't want to do that. Now, if I ever find myself with velcro ping pong balls available to toss, all bets are off.
                            At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

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                            • #15
                              Today is a much more pleasant 25c
                              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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