*FWEET* Foul! Un nun-like behavior! Two weeks in the penalty box. [short, but funny]

[Eireann]

I love the fact that the stock prices increased! Maybe you should let her back on to see if they go up again!

(No, not really; it's just very funny.)

[Nyoibo]

Actually, studies have shown that 90% of all violent crimes have been committed within 24 hours of eating bread. Also, 98% of all convicts consume bread on a regular basis.

Yeah, but 73% of people know that you can use statistics to prove anything.

[friendofjimmyk]

. You are entitled, say, to stand on a street corner and say that people who eat toast are the reason there are peadophiles in the world..

Wait....wha?

[Record Store Tough Guy]

Also, in the US, the First Amendment only protects you from the government. I can still tell you to shut up, and enforce it by any means within the law (assuming I control the venue in which you are speaking), and there's really not much you can do about it.