Are...you...serious?!?!

[BroSCFischer]

Me: Sir, you have basically walked in here and told me to remove money from our registers, and hand it over to you. If you had a weapon it would be classed as robbery.

I do believe that if the cops had been called on this one, they would have classed it as robbery. If he had a weapon it would then be armed robbery (which carries stiffer penalties). That's why some people when attempting to rob a place, don't use real weapons (ie: finger in pocket, banana in pocket, etc.)

You see similar situations in the "America's Dumbest Criminals" Books.

SC

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AtomicThumbs

Thanks for the belly laugh!

[PepperElf]

SC: I have over FIFTY friends, and I am going to tell each and every one of them never to come in here.

So... Your bar won't be frequented by 50 blow-up dolls and imaginary critters now?....

but seriously... any friend he has probably acts just like him.
so if they all annoy someone else... that's a bad thing?