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Old 12-01-2015, 10:20 PM
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Punishment: The SC's phone is forcibly wrenched out of their hands, and then stamped on by the cashier until it is a mess of useless metal and plastic.

Crime: The SC roams the supermarket ignoring and occasionally encouraging the loud, ear piercing shrieks of their child.
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Old 12-01-2015, 10:22 PM
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I sentence the SC to as much yelling in their ears, furnished by staff and anybody else who cares to join in, as needed until their ears bleed.

Crime: The SC staaaaaaaaank
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Old 12-01-2015, 11:01 PM
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Punishment: pregnant women and other sensitive types in the vicinity give him/her a vomit shower.

Crime: SC aggressively demands discounts on every prospective purchase in a thrift store. Aggravating factors include pricey apparel/accessories, or being a reseller.
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Old 12-01-2015, 11:23 PM
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Punishment: SC's ex-wife sells his 2014 Porsche 911 for $50.

Crime: SC keeps coming into a romance store and constantly berating the staff for the things they sell.
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Old 12-01-2015, 11:56 PM
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SC shall spend the rest of their life mopping up the private booths. With a small, cotton hand-mop.

Crime: The SC makes the "If it doesn't scan, it must be free!" and laughs like it's the funniest thing EVAR.
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Old 12-02-2015, 12:01 AM
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Punishment: The SC is forced to watch back to back DVDs of the most unfunny comedy series known to man.

Crime: The SC tries to pull a scam by claiming that they gave the cashier a twenty when in fact they gave her a fiver.
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Old 12-02-2015, 03:18 AM
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punishment: 40 times what the SC spent will be taken out of their bank account and it will only ring up as the original amount

crime: SC comes in every day to just look around then leaves without buying anything

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Old 12-02-2015, 03:30 AM
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Punishment: SC loses his wallet with much money, and no one believes him.

Crime: SC demands a discount because he "knows the owner."
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Old 12-02-2015, 03:45 AM
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punishment: Owner is brought out after the SC guesses their name, age, sex, and anything else and if they are wrong their cost doubles, triples or even quadruples depending on how wrong they are

Crime: SC drives the wrong FREAKING WAY ON A ONE WAY LANE OF THE PARKING LOT [seen it more than once]

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Old 12-02-2015, 10:44 AM
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Punishment: The SC's driving license is revoked and they are not allowed to drive again.

Crime: The SC turns up at closing time on Christmas Eve, and proceeds to dawdle around, stopping everyone from going home until at least an hour after the end of their shift.
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