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Old 09-11-2018, 09:26 PM
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Mary had a little lamb...

the doctors were surprised.
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Old 09-11-2018, 09:45 PM
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Somebody was ramming it...
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:46 PM
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Whose Line said it best... (NSFW)
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Old 09-12-2018, 02:46 AM
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I think somebody's been pulling the wool over your eyes.
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Old 09-20-2018, 03:30 AM
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Mary had a little lamb...

the doctors were surprised.
When Old MacDonald had a farm,
The doctor nearly died!
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