Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

As you wish. Just stick your DVD in the slot and in a few seconds, you'll receive a nice handful of ash in return.

I wish Moon Unit was no longer in charge of making my schedule.

[NateTheChops]

Granted. Numbuts is your boss now and he's in charge of every aspect of your job, indcluding but not limited to, your schedule.

I wish to find an affordable place to live somewhere in the Salem area.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But it's already occupied. . .might want to start collecting cardboard.

I wish I could get the energy to get this deck swept off . . .

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but then the deck ninjas come down and an epic fight ensues because you're sweeping off their sacred dust

i wish tomorrow doesn't suck

[Dave1982]

Granted. It blows

(that was too easy)

I wish BTS was over.

[ParkingWitch]

I wish BTS was over.

Granted, and Happy Christmas


I wish for a quiet day.

[NateTheChops]

Granted, and Happy Christmas


I wish for a quiet day.

Granted. Everyone around you has disappeared and now you're alone...with your books...and your perscription glasses just broke so you can no longer read them.

I wish Chef Ramsey would open a restaraunt in Salem.

[Dave1982]

I wish Chef Ramsey would open a restaraunt in Salem.

Granted, but there's not a thing on the menu that you like and it's all hideously overpriced.

In a similar vein, I wish I could do an F-Word Recipe Challenge against Gordon to see if my Original Famous cookies really are the best.

[NateTheChops]

Granted. But a customer is deathly allergic to a ingredient within your cookies and the restaraunt winds up being sued, thus leading to you being sued. Ramsay's lawyer has a bigger potty mouth than he does.

I wish there was an art supply store around here.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But everything is insanely expensive.

I wish I hadn't drunk dialed my male friend last night and left a message.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. You're six feet under so it's quiet FOREVER.

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall yesterday at work to see Snoopy running his ass off back and forth to the back door to check in the rest of the deliveries after I had to leave early.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But you're stuck as a fly forever.

I wish I knew what DC's response has to do with my earlier wish

[Sarlon]

GRANTED!!!!! its cookies!

I wish my last load of laundry was in the dryer and started already so I can go to bed.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. All your bedding is in that load.

I wish this thing would be done already!

[Magpie]

Granted, but the next two things start up immediately, and they're worse.

I wish my calls were over and done with.