Sunday Shopping Shenanigans - This is all xx_wolfie_xx's fault!!!

[AccountingDrone]

Man oh man.

Everytime I read one of lupo's posts on shopping, I just know it's going to be a train wreck.

That's for meeting my high expectations

OK, anybody else want Gravekeeper and Lupo to go shopping together to see what happens?

[dalesys]

OK, anybody else want Gravekeeper and Lupo to go shopping together to see what happens?

No. Just no.



I'm too young to die!

[Ironclad Alibi]

I run to the ice cream beer aisle and grab a pint. I so needed it. >.>

How some of us would have reacted.

[Polenicus]

Jeez Lupo, where do you shop? A Sanitarium on the Moon?!

I could see the last brilliant job of parenting from a mile away, as soon as I added large amounts of chocolate + vigorous motion and spinning. The result was pretty much inevitable.

And we all know why you didn't say 'I told you so'. Because 1. You have the self-restraint of a SAINT, 2. Because the mother would have just gone apeshit and probably blamed you somehow for it, and 3. Because you're sick of hearing 'I'm never going to shop here again!', which appears to be the preprogrammed response of sucky people whenever something they don't like happens in a retail establishment, whether or not said retail establishment had anything to do with the badness. (See previous post with evil nasty old lady in the ankle-bruising scooter)

[teh_blumchenkinder]

bleh. Vomit. Just what a day needs. /snark
screw ice cream-- bust out the booze. and video games.

[Whiskey]

I'm wondering if grazers get tummy bugs more often and are then are mystified as to why.

i never wash anything. i also get sick twice a year, maximum.



lupo you need to drink more

[lupo pazzesco]

lupo you need to drink more

No I don't.

Just because that's YOUR solution to everything doesn't mean it works for everyone.

[Amethyst Hunter]

OK, anybody else want Gravekeeper and Lupo to go shopping together to see what happens?

I want to go shopping WITH GK and Lupo just to see these insane dramas for myself. (And revel in the resulting bitchslapdowns that these two mete out to offenders.)

[Whiskey]

No I don't.

Just because that's YOUR solution to everything doesn't mean it works for everyone.

Ive yet to find a problem that a glass of cold wine didn't solve.

[Mytical]

GK and Lupo shopping together is the 8th sign of the Apocalypse right? That would just be asking for trouble.

Lupo as always you are just awesome

[Becks]

Aside from the whole theft thing, I work in the produce dept, and do up grape snack cups; the grapes are plucked from the stems and very importantly, washed. If people had any idea how filthy they often are, they would not be grazing them.(Goes for strawberries too,and most other things that don't have protective peels like bananas, oranges, etc.) After de-stemming a bag, my gloves will be brown, gritty, and sometimes spider webby or buggy.

Beat me to it.

Grapes are disgustingly filthy.

[chainedbarista]

I'm wondering if grazers get tummy bugs more often and are then are mystified as to why.

i'm thinking that's karma paying them a visit.

yes, always wash the produce; you never know what it came with or who's been handling it since it was put on display.

[Treasure]

Lupo, if you want, when i come see you next month, I can bring the supplies for dinner, i just need a grocery list - or.... the 3 of us can go shopping together.... i have a "mommy" type look that works amazingly well, considering i am not one and want to keep it that way, and my bf is tall and skinny with a mohawk and wears dark (rx) sunglasses - not only will i have the opportunity to view it for myself, but 3x the pwnage! I'm not usually shy about voicing my opinions and neither is Boi, but i just don't get those types of situations where i shop - I'm telling you H-Town is C R A Z Y while ATX is just Weird (and we plan to keep it that way!)

[jedimaster91]

Ive yet to find a problem that a glass of cold wine giant chocolate bar didn't solve.

Fixed that for you.

[blas]

For me, it's usually cheesecake or cheesecurds or mudslides.

I'm tempted, if money weren't an issue, to visit lupo and go shopping together.

Oh, and just to add, I'm like Whiskey. I never wash my fruits. I've never gotten sick from it.