Wow today had some winners.
B/G: I work at a retail packing/shipping/mailing/copy store. Its pretty much ftl. Also I'm in California, which is mostly covered in a nice thick shroud of SMOKE because of the 4976497659 FIRES that are burning all over the place atm.
First SC of the day:
SC: Wow how about this smoke, huh?
Me: Yep, its pretty bad today. Worste I've seen it yet I think.
SC: Whens it gonna get better?
Me: Um, I'm not sure.
SC: Don't you Californians ever get rain?
Me: Um, yes but not usually in the valley in July.
SC: Well you should. A storm would really help with these fires. **looks at me expectantly**
Me: ... Uh, heh heh, yes probably without the wind and lightning, a storm would help with the fires. Please let this conversation be over.
SC: Well I was thinking of buying a house here but not if its like this all the time. **still looking at me expectantly**
Me: California is a great place to live, this doesnt usually happen, but fire definatly is a factor here in the summers.
SC: You gotta do something about all those earthquakes, too.
?? Sure lemme get right on that. Stand back as I don my feathered headdress and magic maracas whilst doing the pro-rain/anti-tectonic activity dance. Better yet, my divine powers would be better put to use if I simply snap my fingers and the ancient cyphers of sacred power flow forth from my lips: GTFO.
Another little gem:
SC: I have a really heavy package in my car, is there a man here to help me?
Me: No, but I can move most things that will fit in a car ma'am, let me grab the hand truck and I will help you.
SC: **looks reluctant** Uh ok, but its really heavy.
I proceed to follow the lady (who, to all appearances, seems perfectly able-bodied) to her car. She opens the trunk and there is this tiny box sitting in it. I pick it up, I swear to god it was like 15 pounds tops. Didn't need the hand cart.
SC: You sure you got that ok?
Me: Yeah, its pretty light for me.
SC: I guess you're husky so that helps.
!!!!?
#1 - fuck you.
#2 - I'm not "husky." I'm 130 lbs and I'm 5'6. You're shorter and fatter than me madam and if I had to guess which one of us was more likely to die of heart disease it would def be you.
#3 - thats rude. Are you a child in an unpleasantly mottled and falsely tanned adult's suit?
#4 - fuck you.
Really only 2 noteworthy sc's today, but they were noteworthy. /cry.
B/G: I work at a retail packing/shipping/mailing/copy store. Its pretty much ftl. Also I'm in California, which is mostly covered in a nice thick shroud of SMOKE because of the 4976497659 FIRES that are burning all over the place atm.
First SC of the day:
SC: Wow how about this smoke, huh?
Me: Yep, its pretty bad today. Worste I've seen it yet I think.
SC: Whens it gonna get better?
Me: Um, I'm not sure.
SC: Don't you Californians ever get rain?
Me: Um, yes but not usually in the valley in July.
SC: Well you should. A storm would really help with these fires. **looks at me expectantly**
Me: ... Uh, heh heh, yes probably without the wind and lightning, a storm would help with the fires. Please let this conversation be over.
SC: Well I was thinking of buying a house here but not if its like this all the time. **still looking at me expectantly**
Me: California is a great place to live, this doesnt usually happen, but fire definatly is a factor here in the summers.
SC: You gotta do something about all those earthquakes, too.
?? Sure lemme get right on that. Stand back as I don my feathered headdress and magic maracas whilst doing the pro-rain/anti-tectonic activity dance. Better yet, my divine powers would be better put to use if I simply snap my fingers and the ancient cyphers of sacred power flow forth from my lips: GTFO.
Another little gem:
SC: I have a really heavy package in my car, is there a man here to help me?
Me: No, but I can move most things that will fit in a car ma'am, let me grab the hand truck and I will help you.
SC: **looks reluctant** Uh ok, but its really heavy.
I proceed to follow the lady (who, to all appearances, seems perfectly able-bodied) to her car. She opens the trunk and there is this tiny box sitting in it. I pick it up, I swear to god it was like 15 pounds tops. Didn't need the hand cart.
SC: You sure you got that ok?
Me: Yeah, its pretty light for me.
SC: I guess you're husky so that helps.
!!!!?
#1 - fuck you.
#2 - I'm not "husky." I'm 130 lbs and I'm 5'6. You're shorter and fatter than me madam and if I had to guess which one of us was more likely to die of heart disease it would def be you.
#3 - thats rude. Are you a child in an unpleasantly mottled and falsely tanned adult's suit?
#4 - fuck you.
Really only 2 noteworthy sc's today, but they were noteworthy. /cry.
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