When the topic of Women's purses and their capacity therein comes up, I'm always reminded of the story I heard (now not sure if it was here, or where I heard it) as proof as to why Purses are programmed to attack any non-owner. I think its DNA based, like Lawbringers (Lawbringers? Lawgivers?) the Judges use in Megacity 1. The story may be urban legend, its still funny as hell.
The person was asked by their wife (So not even an un-warranted sojurn into the purse) to fetch something from the fashionable bag-of-holding. Said poor victim reached into the purse. When the victim of this vicious handbag woke up again, about 3 paces away from the purse and supine, they promptly swore their wife would from then on 'get your own crap out of your purse'.
Their wife's taser was in the bag, and the now suitably recharged person had managed to hit the contacts, as the taser pressed against something in the bag and promptly discharged.
The person was asked by their wife (So not even an un-warranted sojurn into the purse) to fetch something from the fashionable bag-of-holding. Said poor victim reached into the purse. When the victim of this vicious handbag woke up again, about 3 paces away from the purse and supine, they promptly swore their wife would from then on 'get your own crap out of your purse'.
Their wife's taser was in the bag, and the now suitably recharged person had managed to hit the contacts, as the taser pressed against something in the bag and promptly discharged.
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