My friend, a grocery store manager, chased a shoplifter through dry goods and frozen foods before catching the perp with a flying tackle in cleaning supplies. That's when my friend noticed that all of the customers in line at the cash registers were staring. "Everything's fine, folks," he assured them. "This guy just tried to go through the express lane with more than ten items."
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Quoth Gawdzillers View PostI can hear the ideas forming in everyone's heads now.How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?
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Quoth Gawdzillers View PostI can hear the ideas forming in everyone's heads now.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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reminds me of Dogma, when Silent Bob throws Matt and Ben out the back of the train. He sees a guy seated staring at him.
Silent Bob says "No Ticket"Last edited by Miyon; 07-06-2008, 08:20 PM.Miyon
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Quoth Miyon View Postreminds me of Dogma, when Silent Bob thru Matt and Ben out the back of the train. He sees a guy seated staring at him.
Silent Bob says "No Ticket"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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yeah it was first done in Indian Jones but the Dogma version is funnier because they were spoofing Indiana Jones.
Silent Bob barely speaks in all of the movies he is in. "No Ticket" are the only words he speaks in the whole movie. (pretty sure, been awhile since I watched it)Miyon
Seduce, Let Loose, The Vision and The Void - Coil
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Actually, he has one other word, at the end. Rufus tells Jay and Silent Bob that he might put in a good word for them in Heaven, and Bob says "Thanks!"Sometimes life is altered.
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