Hershey's Kisses

[KnitShoni]

In regards to Hershey Kisses -

DO NOT try the candy corn flavored ones !!

Don't say I didnt warn you !!

Ew. Candy corn flavored kisses is just wrong.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I was watching Mythbusters yesterday and one of the things they were doing was trying to make the "fainting goats" faint. It didn't work.

Totally OT, I know, except, you know...goats.

[Amethyst Hunter]

I’m not 100% sure what God I have to pray too to inflict pain on McDonald’s employees, Anubis maybe?

Well, if you're looking in the Egyptian pantheon, you'd want someone like Seth or Sekhmet to do the deed. Both are suitably sadistic. Anubis is more for wrapping up the leftovers when they get done with 'em, y'see.

[Imogene]

SC: “I have a kaka later.”

Oh come on! You've never heard of a cacalater? Let me rephrase for you, in net sp33k!:
I has a Cacalater! It doer maths!

Translation:
I have a calculator, it does polynomial expressions.

Edit: First page, but not a hat trick of first posts yet.

[Becks]

Nah, just describe the picture on the page and I should be able to figure it out. Hell, just lick the picture and tell me what it tastes like, I should be able to take it from there. Heck, you know what? Just take the catalog, roll it up, unzip your pants and shove it down the front and tell me the first muppet that comes to mind. I’ll figure it out from there.

You have talents no one else has dared to dream of.

[jerkface11]

More 867's this week than normal. Poor bastard.

[Shards]

To you, civilization is a dim concept that occasionally arrives by plane with pants, beer and pimpjuice.

Edited for accuracy.

[IEatCustomers4Breakfast]

Sorry for being random, and kind of threadjacking, but what's this 867 title people keep using for their stories? Did I miss something, or is it some vague reference to that old song, 867-5309?

[edible_hat]

Brittney Spears is a fate worse then death. Besides, The Spice Girls had ONE good song. Brittney has NO good songs.

There's a decent metal version of Oops I Did It Again, does that count as a good Britney song? Or just a good song that was destroyed by Britney?

[Fenrus]

867 is the area code for the three northern territories of Canadaland, though most, if not all, of his 867 calls come from Nunavut.

A frozen, barren place devoid of things that can survive without pink camo, pants, and pimpjuice.

[crazylegs]

A frozen, barren place devoid of things that can survive without pink camo, pants, and pimpjuice.

You forgot hats, *lots* of hats...

[Gravekeeper]

Ace Of Bass. Ace of Bass would make me take my own life inside of a few hours.

my favorite hershey kiss...thank you for ruining my life..

I did warn you. -.-

You mean like "Good evening, <Company name> helicopters, are you calling to book a room?"

Glad I'm not the only one who does that!

She was calling for pants and I asked her if she would like a roof, basically. ><

Sir! Salt Mine Slave Zero Zero One reporting. What flavor Häagen-Dazs do you enjoy, sir?!

I'm good with straight up vanilla, I'm easy to please. ;p

In regards to Hershey Kisses -

DO NOT try the candy corn flavored ones !!

Ugh, why would you make a candy corn flavoured anything. Candy Corn is the fruitcake of Halloween.

Well, if you're looking in the Egyptian pantheon, you'd want someone like Seth or Sekhmet to do the deed. Both are suitably sadistic. Anubis is more for wrapping up the leftovers when they get done with 'em, y'see.

Been playing too much Pharaoh at work on my laptop. Disturbing my coworker with conversations like

"Right, now to fellatiate the Gods."
".....what?!"
"I need to go down on Ra, he's Apathetic."
"......."
"Then Bast."
"Isn't Bast female?"
"Yes, just a difference of technique."

He's been working with me for a couple years now and still isn't use to my random "WTF?!" statements. ;p

More 867's this week than normal. Poor bastard.

Yes, as politically incorrect as it is and I hate to say it, but its the first of the month and all the government cheques are arriving basically. There's always a spike in orders, not all from 867 mind you but allCOD orders. No one phones in an order if they aren't placing it by COD. Everyone else uses the website ( Which doesn't do CODs ).

[smileyeagle1021]

Sorry for being random, and kind of threadjacking, but what's this 867 title people keep using for their stories? Did I miss something, or is it some vague reference to that old song, 867-5309?

867 is the place that evil doers who enjoy the heat go when they die... seriously, it is a frozen hell... it's a bit like Silver Springs NV, except colder, and without easy road access to anywhere (which is Silver Springs one redeeming grace that they are 45 minutes from Carson City and 75 minutes from Reno)

oh and thanks GK, now that you mentioned Haagen Daaz I must make the trek to 7-11 to buy a pint... but thanks to your post I'm almost afraid to go inside 7-11 now (that and I'm feeling really lazy today and don't want to walk the .19375 miles to 7-11)

[SG15Z]

Sorry for being random, and kind of threadjacking, but what's this 867 title people keep using for their stories? Did I miss something, or is it some vague reference to that old song, 867-5309?

Ah man I never made that connection. Now I'm never gonna be able to view that song the same way ever again.

[Geek King]

Ah man I never made that connection.

"And that's all the time for this week. Tune in next time for more of the Mr. Obvious Show."



I can never read/hear those words anymore with the signoff running in my head now.