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  • Definition of Shithead

    Someone who uses the phrase "reach out to" when they should instead say "call" or "contact."

    That is all.

  • #2
    So if these people happen to dial their own number by mistake, does that mean they're reaching out and touching themselves?
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

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    • #3
      I suspect people who talk like this touch themselves often.

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      • #4
        Well, someone has to touch them if nobody else will.

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        • #5
          *lets his fingers do the walking, looks up Kinkoid's number at (CS) RK-452*

          *reaches out and touches RK*

          *runs like hell*
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          • #6
            Great. Now I'm walking around singing the Divinyls song!
            It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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            • #7
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              So if these people happen to dial their own number by mistake, does that mean they're reaching out and touching themselves?


              Quoth Pagan View Post
              Great. Now I'm walking around singing the Divinyls song!
              Me too! HAHAHAHAHA!

              Incidentally, I have a friend who really likes porn. I have that song set as the ringtone for when he calls!
              Steven Slater ROCKS! So does James Jones!

              The world is an asshole contest...and EVERYONE'S A WINNER!

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              • #8
                Quoth Pagan View Post
                Great. Now I'm walking around singing the Divinyls song!
                that's better than what i have in my head
                i have the old "reach out and touch someone" jingle in my mind.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                  So if these people happen to dial their own number by mistake, does that mean they're reaching out and touching themselves?
                  My #2 daughter paged me... to my pager #.

                  I called and asked: "Are you trying to tell me to *beep* myself?"
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                  • #10
                    ugh...I had a district manager once who LOVED that phrase! He would use it whenever we were calling for help or clarification on something.

                    "Instead of calling me, REACH OUT TO *insert other GM name here*"

                    lazy bastard...
                    Now, if you smell the roses but it doesn't lift your spirits, you're either allergic to rose pollen or you need medical intervention. ~ Seshat

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                    • #11
                      The director who had an office behind my cube when I had a job used it four times in a minute and a half. I am sure he did not notice the flurry of typing coming from K's, J's, and my keyboards as we madly started PMing each other things along the line of "that peckerhead said it AGAIN! Holy shit!"

                      I mean, we liked the guy, but I am sorry, you say it even once around me and I will call you a peckerhead, a shithead, and once I get cranked up, I will call you worse.

                      Ask my husband. He'll tell you. I've openly mocked him to his face for saying that to me.

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                      • #12
                        I thought a shithead was a brown-noser with poor depth perception...
                        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                        • #13
                          Yeah. What's the difference between and ass kisser and a brown noser? About six inches.

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                          • #14
                            One of the trainers at my new job used that phrase today.

                            I started thinking about this thread and had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing!
                            It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                            • #15
                              Quoth dalesys View Post
                              I thought a shithead was a brown-noser with poor depth perception...
                              Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                              Yeah. What's the difference between and ass kisser and a brown noser? About six inches.


                              BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Man, this thread's really gone down southward...to the gutter!!!
                              I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
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