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<sigh> more incidents in Textbook Hell (yep, still long)
But this isn't really surprising. I mean, this is me. I hold the record for craziest creative injuries ever, which include but isn't limited too, items such as a paper towel tube, frozen chicken, rubber bands, paper clips and a root beer bottle cap. Not all at the same time, mind you, but yeah...I'm a walking disaster. People actually wonder how I'm still alive...
Sounds like my little sister. The local childeren's hospital ER staff knew her by name for awhile for such escapades as:
*spraining her foot playing human fooseball
*smacking her hand on her leg doing some kind of hitch-kick in dance class, and subsequently spraining her finger
*landing on a tube of rolled up flooring and spraining her foot/ankle
*trying to lower the miniblinds and pulling them off the wall, resulting in stitches on her shin
I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)
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