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  • Hitting on a photographer 101

    Or, otherwise known as "my husband the hottie". Seriously, he gets hit on by women and men alike.

    Cooper's story here made me think of this. While not nearly so...disturbing, it gave me a laugh.

    My husband is a professional photographer. Lots of press photos for bands, including live performance shoots, fine art photography, etc. He was out taking some photos for his fine art series when he stopped in a bar because they had an ATM so he could pick up a sandwich at a cash only place. The staff noticed his photography equipment [insert questionable "equipment" joke here] and a female bartender was particularly interested in his :cough: skills.

    She asked him if he did portraits, which he was completely open to. So, he asked her what she had in mind.

    She then began describing herself, a bedroom, and a selection of lingerie. Before he could respond, she caught a glimpse of his left hand which he had put on the bar and the titanium ring on a specific finger, cut herself off, and said "Oh, nevermind. You're married!" and carried on as if nothing had happened.
    The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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    Yeek. Well, at least the barkeep had the courtesy/sense to stop talking about it once she realized he was spoken for.
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    • #3
      Wow. Just wow.
      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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      • #4
        Insert questionable "multiple exposures" joke here ...

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        • #5
          I'm sure her thoughts were heading toward a dark room.
          The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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          • #6
            She wanted to see what would develop

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            • #7
              Quoth Sandman View Post
              She wanted to see what would develop
              But then it goes to the stop bath and the fixer...
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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              • #8
                She got the negative.
                "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                • #9
                  She wanted to see his enlarger.

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                  • #10
                    All I can contribute to this thread is the Double Polaroid.

                    Rated NSFW due to British humour.

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                    • #11
                      She wasn't able to dodge the color burn, but she was quick enough to use her F-stop.

                      (crickets... tumbleweeds..)

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                      • #12
                        She was hoping to make use of a slave flash ...

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                        • #13
                          She wanted to check out his Paul Buff setup, eh?
                          Play with the monopod?


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