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*loading*
*loading*
*loading*
*error input breakfast and caffeine*
*input accepted*
*boot finished*
*run process "punch in"*
*enter customer mode*
*customer mode entered*
*sales drone gremcint online, current service time 3years + 6 days"
*begin cleaning procedures, wipe down tablets, turn on computers*
*error process interrupted, customer request exception*
*error, error, error, too many customers for current resources, no further drones available for 90 minutes, error, manager drone occupied by customer, manager drone available in T-minus 60 minutes, error code "wtf customer it's just a chair freaking pick one.*
*Notification: help has arrived, cleaning finished continue helping customers, situation normal but idle time near 0 requests still exceed available resources*
*Interrupt: manager request: Manager instruction "this is me giving you a hint" "yesterday coworker printed a document for this man from his tablet using the display printer for him (using eprint) he was looking for us to do it again *process subtext "for free"* *process subtext "we shouldn't have done it for him in the first place*"
*inform to customer lack of familiarity with specific printer, mime attempting to find proper place to print document, don't find it for real anyways*
*suggest solution of self print station, estimated total cost to customer 2-3 dollars + tax*
*customer appears to enter huffy mode and storms out exclaiming "I'm only in town for a funeral"**files information under label of "not my problem"*
*continue helping customers*
*prepare to enter punchout mode*
*error interrupt, old man. "do you carry any books or manuals for using windows 7"*
*error product unavailable, error product never available, error if product carried it would be outdated*
*inform customer of alternative of bookstore down the street"
*customer repeats the request**repeat reccomendation of bookstore down the street*
*customer enters braindead stare mode*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*no action forthcoming "if you require anymore help let my coworkers know as I finish at 1:30"*
*customer begins explaining issue to me about his cable and online streaming all of which have nothing to do with me and I have no power to affect at all "it sounds like it would be best if you spoke to your provider about that"*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*customer keeps talking, explain lack of ability to help once again, customer finally leaves*
*run process punchout*
*run process get the f*** out of the store*
*insert comment:"figured I'd spice it up a little this time, some of you may recall my other attempt to spice it up: http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=94504 next time I'm thinking pirate ship? space ship? now taking requests.*
*run process arrive home*
*run process ******* with a tub of ****** and mayonaise*
*run process laugh gleefully at people reading this*
*loading*
*loading*
*error input breakfast and caffeine*
*input accepted*
*boot finished*
*run process "punch in"*
*enter customer mode*
*customer mode entered*
*sales drone gremcint online, current service time 3years + 6 days"
*begin cleaning procedures, wipe down tablets, turn on computers*
*error process interrupted, customer request exception*
*error, error, error, too many customers for current resources, no further drones available for 90 minutes, error, manager drone occupied by customer, manager drone available in T-minus 60 minutes, error code "wtf customer it's just a chair freaking pick one.*
*Notification: help has arrived, cleaning finished continue helping customers, situation normal but idle time near 0 requests still exceed available resources*
*Interrupt: manager request: Manager instruction "this is me giving you a hint" "yesterday coworker printed a document for this man from his tablet using the display printer for him (using eprint) he was looking for us to do it again *process subtext "for free"* *process subtext "we shouldn't have done it for him in the first place*"
*inform to customer lack of familiarity with specific printer, mime attempting to find proper place to print document, don't find it for real anyways*
*suggest solution of self print station, estimated total cost to customer 2-3 dollars + tax*
*customer appears to enter huffy mode and storms out exclaiming "I'm only in town for a funeral"**files information under label of "not my problem"*
*continue helping customers*
*prepare to enter punchout mode*
*error interrupt, old man. "do you carry any books or manuals for using windows 7"*
*error product unavailable, error product never available, error if product carried it would be outdated*
*inform customer of alternative of bookstore down the street"
*customer repeats the request**repeat reccomendation of bookstore down the street*
*customer enters braindead stare mode*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*no action forthcoming "if you require anymore help let my coworkers know as I finish at 1:30"*
*customer begins explaining issue to me about his cable and online streaming all of which have nothing to do with me and I have no power to affect at all "it sounds like it would be best if you spoke to your provider about that"*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*awaiting customer action*
*customer keeps talking, explain lack of ability to help once again, customer finally leaves*
*run process punchout*
*run process get the f*** out of the store*
*insert comment:"figured I'd spice it up a little this time, some of you may recall my other attempt to spice it up: http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=94504 next time I'm thinking pirate ship? space ship? now taking requests.*
*run process arrive home*
*run process ******* with a tub of ****** and mayonaise*
*run process laugh gleefully at people reading this*
That is so perfectly descriptive!
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