*NSFW* I'm not sure where THAT was in the book...

[fireheart]

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/rel...-1226687819776

So apparently due to the 50 Shades trilogy, people have been keen to get more risque in the bedroom. Which of course, has resulted in various incidents where couples have had to call the fire department.

The crux of that though involved a man sticking his manhood in the toaster. Yes-the toaster.

ETA: Link is NSFW!

[Cazzi]

The crux of that though involved a man sticking his manhood in the toaster. Yes-the toaster.

ETA: Link is NSFW!

Is it bad I immediately thought of the Stove Top Stuffing Guy from Untold Stories of the ER? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgmilCBiSu0

Also probably NSFW, May cause some cringing!

[catcul]

The crux of that though involved a man sticking his manhood in the toaster. Yes-the toaster.

Maybe he wanted hot sex.

Now that I got that out of my head, that is not the weirdest thing I've ever heard to get a sexual thrill. I had a nurse friend who worked at the local emergency room. She's told me that she'd seen doctors having to remove almost everything under the sun from the places where the sun doesn't shine.

Of course, the weirdest thing I've heard of was the concrete enema. Warning: this link is NSFW.

[Victory Sabre]

A toaster! WTF!?!@?

Sorry, the closest my equipment will get to a toaster is when I'm making toast.

[Ghel]

Maybe the language is there... a toaster has a "slot," but the reality of the situation doesn't line up! I can only imagine a lot of chafing and burning going on, and that's without the toaster plugged in.

That's why commercially-sold products for that purpose are made from latex or other stretchy materials.

[fireheart]

Now that I got that out of my head, that is not the weirdest thing I've ever heard to get a sexual thrill. I had a nurse friend who worked at the local emergency room. She's told me that she'd seen doctors having to remove almost everything under the sun from the places where the sun doesn't shine.

Try having rings stuck on the wang.

Another guy also stuck it in the vaccuum cleaner. Now THAT one I can understand but it's still hilarious

Maybe the language is there... a toaster has a "slot," but the reality of the situation doesn't line up! I can only imagine a lot of chafing and burning going on, and that's without the toaster plugged in.

That's why commercially-sold products for that purpose are made from latex or other stretchy materials.

No kidding. Ditto for cock rings

ETA: According to the article around 80 people were trapped in handcuffs because their partners didn't have the key. I'm pretty sure that toy handcuffs (including those used in the bedroom) are designed so that you can pop a lever to get them open in the event of a key loss.

[catcul]

Try having rings stuck on the wang.

ETA: According to the article around 80 people were trapped in handcuffs because their partners didn't have the key. I'm pretty sure that toy handcuffs (including those used in the bedroom) are designed so that you can pop a lever to get them open in the event of a key loss.

I've heard of one guy who put two metal rings on his penis. They needed a power saw to get those rings off. Lucky for him, he didn't win a Darwin Award for that.

Some people like to use the police quality handcuffs in the bedroom. Unlike toy handcuffs, you can't pop a lever to get them open.