Chocolate Store Flasher

[shopgirl15]

Location - chocolate store in a mall. Customer - lady that seems to be stoned.

So she walks in and appears to be a little off, possibly high. She asks random questions about lots of chocolates, and has a little cackle as she tries samples. Somehow she begins talking to the store staff about her plans, which involve going to a strip club with her bf.

So she buys her stuff, and as she's on the way out, she says something like: "I don't care if he goes to a strip club, those b*tches have nothing on these!"

She pulls down her shirt, showing her boobs to the whole store.

Staff:

Luckily the store was nearly empty and no kids were inside.

[fireheart]

You should've said "mine are bigger and they're REAL"

Alternately "wow, so you stuffed coconuts down your top?"

[Eevie]

Oh God why...? At least she was leaving...

[jennie]

*I* could have used the line about being bigger; 44ff (UK)... and I've only had 1 kid!http://www.customerssuck.com/board/i...lies/devil.gif

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

So she buys her stuff, and as she's on the way out, she says something like: "I don't care if he goes to a strip club, those b*tches have nothing on these!"

She pulls down her shirt, showing her boobs to the whole store.

*cough*implants*cough*

[Pixilated]

That would've been almost enough to put me off chocolate ... almost ...