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But, Ahem, If I may be so bold as to declare:
I am NOT fat.
*THIS* is not "fat", *THIS* is "chubby", see, there are distinct levels of being overweight and I'm firmly in what I call the "chubby" level, it's slightly above "Pleasantly Plump" but not as bad as "Shoo-in for low-risk security detail, perhaps at a parking garage or port-a-potty warehouse".
Either way, I don't know why you resorted to 5th-grade level insults on me, because they don't change the fact that you not only exceeded the strict 2 hour limit in this lot, but also admitted you weren't even patronizing the business that this lot is FOR and furthermore rather clumsily tried to wipe off the chalk marks I put on the tire of your vehicle 2 hours ago with a napkin. This attempt didn't do much beyond leaving tiny bits of purple-chalk-tainted balled-up paper stuck to both the tire and the asphalt in the exact same areas that I certainly recall chalking......
If you had just pulled the car out of the space and turned it around, then backed it back in, I'd have had to have let you go for another 2 hours, an annoying but legal trick some people play on me. But instead, you walked all the way back to the car, and then got lazy at the last second.
That's a shame, just a little more effort and you might have gotten away with it. Hope this teaches you a lesson. Wouldn't want you to make a habit out of being lazy, gotta keep up and active so you don't end up fat, like me.
I am NOT fat.
*THIS* is not "fat", *THIS* is "chubby", see, there are distinct levels of being overweight and I'm firmly in what I call the "chubby" level, it's slightly above "Pleasantly Plump" but not as bad as "Shoo-in for low-risk security detail, perhaps at a parking garage or port-a-potty warehouse".
Either way, I don't know why you resorted to 5th-grade level insults on me, because they don't change the fact that you not only exceeded the strict 2 hour limit in this lot, but also admitted you weren't even patronizing the business that this lot is FOR and furthermore rather clumsily tried to wipe off the chalk marks I put on the tire of your vehicle 2 hours ago with a napkin. This attempt didn't do much beyond leaving tiny bits of purple-chalk-tainted balled-up paper stuck to both the tire and the asphalt in the exact same areas that I certainly recall chalking......
If you had just pulled the car out of the space and turned it around, then backed it back in, I'd have had to have let you go for another 2 hours, an annoying but legal trick some people play on me. But instead, you walked all the way back to the car, and then got lazy at the last second.
That's a shame, just a little more effort and you might have gotten away with it. Hope this teaches you a lesson. Wouldn't want you to make a habit out of being lazy, gotta keep up and active so you don't end up fat, like me.
ther-tissue ratio are my doctor(s) and my family. My family has hereditary diseases which are affected by that ratio; so my doctor needs to track it.
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