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  • #1

    Signature help

    I could use some help in choosing my new signature. Each of these is a quote from one of Shakespeare's plays that I feel in some ways either describes a customer, or situation involving a customer.

    Which do you think is best?

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    25
    He's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of...
    8.00%
    2
    The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes, when he walks he moves like an engine and the ground...
    12.00%
    3
    O, were mine eye bans into bullets turned, that in a rage I might shoot them at your faces
    16.00%
    4
    What a fool art thou, a rampaging fool, to brag and stamp and swear
    20.00%
    5
    Four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one
    36.00%
    9
    Foul spoken coward, that thund'rest with thy tongue, and with thy weapon nothing dares perform
    8.00%
    2

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    "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

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  • #2
    For reference the first two quotes were too long for the poll.

    The complete quotes are:

    #1: He's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of not one good quality

    #2: The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes, when he walks he moves like an engine and the ground shrinks before his treading

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    "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

    Do you like Shakespeare? Join us The Globe Theater!

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    • #3
      "What a fool art thou" - which play is that from?
      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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      • #4
        I hit Tartness (wonderful description of a CBF) and What a Fool (SC tantrums). Both work quite well, methinks ^_^
        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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        • #5
          I like both the 'tartness' one and the 'four of five wits' one the best.
          "Things that fail to kill me make me level up." ~ NateWantsToBattle, Training Hard (Counting Stars parody)

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          • #6
            I'm torn 'twixt three and five.
            "If you pray very hard, you can become a cat person." -Angela, "The Office"

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            • #7
              "Tartness" for pretty much the same reason as EricK. And am now off to read 'Coriolanus' for the first time!

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              • #8
                Quoth crazylegs View Post
                "What a fool art thou" - which play is that from?
                King John

                ErikKei: That is precisely why I picked them.

                Draper Mel: You CAN pick both!

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                "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

                Do you like Shakespeare? Join us The Globe Theater!

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                • #9
                  Just an FYI, Poll closes 8/17, so you still have a couple of days to vote.

                  Right now #5 has a pretty good lead, if you like a different one, now's the time.

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                  "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

                  Do you like Shakespeare? Join us The Globe Theater!

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