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  • The Man With Two Trouser Snakes...(possibly NSFW)

    http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/rea...-1226794677506

    So there's a man out there who has diphallia. Basically he has two fully functioning wangs. And yes, he pees out of both and can have sex with both.

    Here's a small smattering of the questions asked about him via reddit. My personal favourite is "Was the second LOTR movie named after you?"

    Reddit thread here. (NSFW)
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

  • #2
    I found that article yesterday. It was all honestly very interesting, both from a medical and personal perspective. I spent the day making fun of my husbands single, lonely trouser snake. Lol. And then I sent the link to my work friends and we had some really enlightening discussions when I got to work.

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    • #3
      ...if it's that lonely,then it needs you to cuddle up to it and give it lots of hugs and kisses and keep it company
      The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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      • #4
        My favorite exchange of that whole thing:

        [–]OK4U2LOVE 155 points 2 days ago
        have you ever successfully picked up a chick by telling her you have two dicks?

        [–]DoubleDickDude[S] 334 points 2 days ago
        in my teens, yeah. but half of them bailed when they realized i was serious.

        [–]mrpeppr1 247 points 2 days ago
        Wait so all I have to do to pick up women is tell them I have two penises when I only have one?

        [–]Lucifer_Hirsch 62 points 2 days ago
        half of them will bail out when they see you are not serious.

        that one got me...
        "That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
        "What IS fun to fight through?"
        "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

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        • #5
          So what do you do when you have two trouser snakes?

          Two chicks at the same time.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            Quoth KhirasHY View Post
            My favorite exchange of that whole thing:
            The one I found absolute GOLD when reading the actual reddit thread was "Have you named them?"

            The responses were along the lines of:

            -His and Hers.
            -Dr. Kenneth Noisewater and Jack something or other.
            -Johnson and Johnson(tm)
            The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

            Now queen of USSR-Land...

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            • #7
              I...wow. I just have no words to describe this.
              "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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              • #8
                Quoth fireheart View Post
                The one I found absolute GOLD when reading the actual reddit thread was "Have you named them?"

                The responses were along the lines of:

                -His and Hers.
                :
                Given he is bi, with a boyfriend and a girlfriend, that one works for me

                I can say that if I had met him back when I was single and not in a relationship, I probably would have given him a spin. I did some fairly crazy shit back in the day ranging from living with 2 guys at the same time to visiting Plato's Retreat.
                EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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                • #9
                  Quoth AccountingDrone View Post
                  Plato's Retreat.
                  Is this something sexual?

                  I showed the photos to my boyfriend's mum. She found it hilarious and teased her husband about not wanting to view them!

                  I told my boyfriend that one trouser snake is enough for me!
                  The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                  Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                  • #10
                    Quoth fireheart View Post
                    Is this something sexual?

                    I showed the photos to my boyfriend's mum. She found it hilarious and teased her husband about not wanting to view them!

                    I told my boyfriend that one trouser snake is enough for me!
                    Yups. I was a dissipated youth ...
                    EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth AccountingDrone View Post
                      Yups. I was a dissipated youth ...
                      Sadly there's only a couple of swinger clubs in Adelaide...

                      what, don't give me that look!
                      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                      • #12
                        Can he have sex with one and pee with the other at the same time?
                        Becuase that means he can be coming and going.

                        Do hookers charge him double?

                        Is one circumcised and the other not?
                        It's good to have options.
                        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                        • #13
                          Is one circumcised and the other not?
                          It's good to have options.
                          The pictures he's shown are definitely uncircumcised on both of them.
                          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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