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Shadow says "Cats aren't the only ones who like to snuggle in the warm laundry."
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True confessions: Just found out that they make tights for men .... as in "they look like pantyhose"
Honestly, I have GOT to get out more...When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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Jester. Not clown. Damn it.Quoth Seshat View Post
Fuck that. I just go into the local shops and find colorful tights. They've always been made for women, but the great thing about them is they stretch.Quoth MoonCat View Post True confessions: Just found out that they make tights for men .... as in "they look like pantyhose" 
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Yes, yes they do.Quoth Jester View PostI just go into the local shops and find colorful tights. They've always been made for women, but the great thing about them is they stretch.
You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~ArgabargaComment
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I guess I just think you're some kind of Fool.Quoth Jester View PostJester. Not clown. Damn it.
Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
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How'd you like a pointed shoe up your ass?
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Play nice you two!
At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.Comment
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Does it have pom-poms on the toe?Quoth Jester View PostHow'd you like a pointed shoe up your ass?
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Motley is the only wear.
(Shakespeare. From 'As you like it'.)Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
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