Bitch, please. You know as well as I do that it IS terribly far off....other than having four wheels and being on a truck chassis.
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*snicker* You know damned well I'm only teasing. Besides, the chick in the back isn't a redhead.At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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I believe that two of the last three women you've been with are redheads, and the non-redhead was a ways back. I'm not too far off the mark here. But now we're hijacking the thread...
At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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Let's see if I can remember my quote on facebook a few months back: "When I tell you we're closing the appropriate response is not to argue, not to slowly walk to the front, not to look at one more thing, it is to get down on your hands and knees and beg forgiveness and then immediately leave the store."Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.
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Quoth gremcint View PostLet's see if I can remember my quote on facebook a few months back: "When I tell you we're closing the appropriate response is not to argue, not to slowly walk to the front, not to look at one more thing, it is to get down on your hands and knees and beg forgiveness and then immediately leave the store.""When I tell you we're closing the appropriate response is ... to immediately leave the store and then get down on your hands and knees and beg forgiveness.""I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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