Had someone informed me that it was Get In Everyone's Way Day today, I might have called in to work and used a vacation day! People in my damn way today included:
-random jackass in a Prius sitting at the exit of the grocery store, talking on his cell phone while a line formed behind him and me waiting to get out of the lot. It took him realizing there were at least two cars behind him, including myself, for him to actually move!
-dumbass on a bicycle who decided that when a car is coming is the perfect time to hope out into the middle of the road to ride down mainstreet. Thankfully, I was far enough back to be able to slow and avoid him.
-children crossing the street to get to the pool. Okay this one was partially my fault, but I KNOW the little girl on the bike had to have seen me coming before she hustled across the street. Her sister/friend/whatever was still waiting on the side the other girl had come from when I went by.
-old man in a pickup who wasn't looking and cut directly in front of me to get into the lot at work as I was leaving and heading toward the four-way stop heading north. Gah! He was damn lucky I was looking!!
-guy of suggestively diminutive penile size who had to rev past me in the right lane at the stop light, just to hurry to the DQ half a block away. Really dude? Get over yourself. Their overpriced junk is NOT worth that big of a rush!
I think there were more, but if not, these were certainly enough. The guy in the Prius was enough to make me angry! Seriously, people... Get out of the damn way, or don't go out at all!
-random jackass in a Prius sitting at the exit of the grocery store, talking on his cell phone while a line formed behind him and me waiting to get out of the lot. It took him realizing there were at least two cars behind him, including myself, for him to actually move!
-dumbass on a bicycle who decided that when a car is coming is the perfect time to hope out into the middle of the road to ride down mainstreet. Thankfully, I was far enough back to be able to slow and avoid him.
-children crossing the street to get to the pool. Okay this one was partially my fault, but I KNOW the little girl on the bike had to have seen me coming before she hustled across the street. Her sister/friend/whatever was still waiting on the side the other girl had come from when I went by.
-old man in a pickup who wasn't looking and cut directly in front of me to get into the lot at work as I was leaving and heading toward the four-way stop heading north. Gah! He was damn lucky I was looking!!
-guy of suggestively diminutive penile size who had to rev past me in the right lane at the stop light, just to hurry to the DQ half a block away. Really dude? Get over yourself. Their overpriced junk is NOT worth that big of a rush!
I think there were more, but if not, these were certainly enough. The guy in the Prius was enough to make me angry! Seriously, people... Get out of the damn way, or don't go out at all!
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