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  • The bus that almost never came....

    My friend posted this sort of conversation on facebook and I had to share. He was sitting at a bus stop waiting for a bus with an old man.

    Friend: F
    Crazy Old Man: COM

    COM (in hysterical screaming voice): WHERE'S THE BUS!?!?!?!
    F: I don't know....
    COM: WHERE'S THE BUS?!?!
    F (now scared): I DON'T KNOW!
    COM: WHERE'S THE BUS!?!?!
    {Bus comes down the road}
    F: There's the bus!!
    COM: THERE'S THE BUS!!!!
    {Then he just got on like nothing happened}
    How have I not killed anyone yet?

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    I totally read all of COM parts as the little old lady's voice from the old Wendy's commercials.

    "WHERE'S THE BEEF?!".
    Now, if you smell the roses but it doesn't lift your spirits, you're either allergic to rose pollen or you need medical intervention. ~ Seshat

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    • #3
      Quoth Spork4pedro View Post
      I totally read all of COM parts as the little old lady's voice from the old Wendy's commercials.

      "WHERE'S THE BEEF?!".
      Hahaha oh my I hear it now!!
      How have I not killed anyone yet?

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      • #4
        So what is the frequency, Kenneth?
        IOW, be careful around crazy people.
        I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

        Who is John Galt?
        -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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