You stay classy

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Had to drop by the tire shop this afternoon for an oil change. I get to return tomorrow to spend $240 to get a worn ball joint replaced.

At a 4-way stop sign on the way home, I noticed a silver Ford Taurus pull up next to me. The driver, a shaved-head, sawed-off looking guy with a moderate to severe case of meth face, opened the door and hocked a loogie onto the street in the general direction of my car.

Then closed the door and went off on his merry way.

I am convinced I live in a giant outhouse and there's no toilet paper.

[Tama]

Oh damn, you must've met my dad. Sorry!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Damn, Irv. When did you move down here?

Sadly, folks don't save those loogies for driving . . . they do it walking through a parking lot at the shopping center too.

[Teefies2]

And unfortunately, here in NC, they do it IN the store UGH!!!!!!!!!!

[Marmalady]

Forgive my ignorance, but - 'hocked a loogie'?

I know what I think it sounds like, but I could be wrong (I hope I am)

[emax4]

Forgive my ignorance, but - 'hocked a loogie'?

I know what I think it sounds like, but I could be wrong (I hope I am)

Got a little something stuck in your throat, possibly a little phlegm? Make the exhale sound Darth Vader would made only with more "oomph" in it and faster, causing said phlegm to be forced from your throat into your mouth, then release as more solid spit into (insert anywhere it gets released).

[fireheart]

Forgive my ignorance, but - 'hocked a loogie'?

I know what I think it sounds like, but I could be wrong (I hope I am)

In it's more simpler form, it's spitting.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

And unfortunately, here in NC, they do it IN the store UGH!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately I have witnessed this.

Even worse most folks around here probably have never heard of Emily Post.

[Marmalady]

Got a little something stuck in your throat, possibly a little phlegm? Make the exhale sound Darth Vader would made only with more "oomph" in it and faster, causing said phlegm to be forced from your throat into your mouth, then release as more solid spit into (insert anywhere it gets released).

That's what I was afraid it meant.

Ewwww........

[otakuneko]

I wish I could hock some loogies about now. I got this lingering unproductive cough and expectorants ain't helpin anymore.

Naturally, I'd spit into a trash can, toilet, or the sink. Not onto a store floor.

[dalesys]

We () always flew them out the front windows on the school bus...

...so they'd come back in about 6 rows back...