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  • #16
    Quoth Mike Taylor View Post
    C*A*S*H

    Sunday Nights at 8 on CSTV!
    Is one of the clerks a cross-dresser with a big nose? As for people at the manager level, "Bingo" would be a better name than "Winchester" (cookies for reference).
    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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    • #17
      Quoth EricKei View Post
      Awesome ^_^ I kept it short because I couldn't think of any other verses at the time. Thanks for finishing it out!

      So now we just need someone willing and able to mix the audio and add background music, to increase the level of poetic Vogonosity.

      You're most welcome.

      Oh, and the 'able' part? That would be Bast. As for 'willing' - she may well be willing for the practice. I can ask her.
      Seshat's self-help guide:
      1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
      2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
      3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
      4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

      "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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      • #18
        Sure thing. ^_^ See PM.
        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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        • #19
          Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
          Would you believe that while we were waiting out the time til we could go home, a steady stream of customers kept trying to get into the petrol station?
          Yes, I absolutely believe it. Customers can be mind-numbingly stupid sometimes. It's like they cannot comprehend "closed" or computer malfunctions, power outages, fuel shortages, etc. They think you're refusing them service just to be a big meany-head.

          Sorry you had to deal with that.
          Last edited by XCashier; 11-09-2014, 01:50 PM.
          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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